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@LeBatardShow George Blanda played QB and kicker at age 48, when there were no protective rules for quarterbacks. How many field goals has Tom Brady kicked?
Oh, well I was worried that there'd be no one in the WH to bring the heat, but as long he's getting counsel from Jared. Whew. That's settled then.
Kushner says he discussed Khashoggi case with Saudi crown prince axios.com/kushner-on-advice-…?
My worst fear is that I will be diagnosed with some condition that I kind of glossed over in school and didn't really learn that well, haven't seen that much in my career, and don't really know anything about.
I'm convinced that Batteries Plus's business model depends impulse buying. I can't get out of there under $80. #business #businessmodel #batteriesplus
When I was a kid, the grownups used to give us lit cigarettes to light our fireworks. Ah, it was a simpler time, those Good Old Days...@medicalaxioms @DGlaucomflecken #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #FourthofJulyweekend
When someone interrupts the thing you're doing to ask when you'll get to the thing they need you to do...well you just added an unnecessary delay. And got your thing moved to the end of the queue. #workflow
Vonnegut re banning of Slaughterhouse Five: It is true that some of the characters speak coarsely. That is because people speak coarsely in real life-those words really don’t damage children much. They didn’t damage us when we were young. It was evil deeds and lying that hurt us.
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
Someone cross-stitch this om a pillow for me. teapawt.net/medicalaxioms/status/9…
If a linebacker kneels in a locker room and no one sees him, does he make a sound? Thinking... #nfl #nflprotest
When someone running a teleconference finishes early, congratulates themselves, and magnanimously says "I'm giving you X minutes back to your day...."
Actually, I was multitasking during your meeting, so not really.
#corporatespeak #BusinessIntelligence #corporatewonk