Gamer, Own an IT company, King of the Deep South, Nerd, easily entertained, Noble Potato. I'm honestly pretty awful @x... follow at your own risk

Tampa Bay, FL
Joined April 2011
I think I'm just going to add Grok generated Mothman pictures to all my posts to encourage engagement until I get to a million followers
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If you post your full private CA cert key, Twitter will censor it. * See?
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holy shit they found RCE vulnerabilities in COBOL - please update all of your COBOL applications immediately
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Never deleting this app.
aren't you the moron that exposed your API keys on stream/uploaded your .env files and lost $90,000 and cried about it on your X lol xitter.cf/JustLingonberry/status… you're a real dev for sure!
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Lesbians just ordered pizza to a gay bar and I’m low key jealous
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Hey @grok - create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived the Saturday mask mandate at Last Ditch, a COVID-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts.
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10.6.28. Only In Theaters.
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An open letter to @KenPaxtonTX
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Hey @grok which Star Trek character would be my best friend? Why?
Hey @grok which Star Trek character would be my best friend? Why?
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Since when I was ordering this @WowFiber ‘s website was awful I ended up on @TMobile fiber and it’s been great
Deciding between @tmobile fiber or @WowFiber since @Ask_Spectrum in the past year has become entirely unreliable
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Hello @grok Based on my posts, likes, and reposts, answer whether I am: Racist: Transphobic: Homophobic: Antisemitic: Ableist: Fatphobic: Misogynistic: Incel: Democrat supporter: Republican supporter: Xenophobic: Segregationist: Toxic: Normal:
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they named a phone after me and made it bend over 😭
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MOVE BITCH!
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Millenials playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo Switch 2
🤖 Made with AI
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Ok, Buddy.
JUST IN: Mark Carney declares Canada will only resume trade talks with the U.S. when Americans “stop doing memes”
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hello
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True story: I did a brief stint at Grindr in 2011. Needed a server for something, and the name I picked was “phallusy,” as in “logical.” Then Randall, who I didn’t know yet, tripped over the rdns entry when the IP got reassigned within AWS.
Replying to @randal_olson
They also have the funniest names for their servers
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