In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then, an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100 #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
Dear @calgary drivers. When meeting at a 4 way, stop going in opposite directions if you don't indicate that you are turning into my lane, I just assume you are going straight. Flipping me off while I almost crash into you is not the indicator I was looking for.
#toomanytimes
Dear Alberta. Sometimes, it's hard to love you.
#AlbertaElection
Huge thank you to all those who came out to YYCaesarfest this weekend! Extra big love to @WerdEmUp for keeping me sane for the past month and to @DustinMorris13 for fully embracing the insanity on Sunday! Also, shout out to @JessNiewinski for all the work!
#friends #love #yyc
I'm just going to assume that the apocalypse is here and go about my day.
#roaring20s
Hit the @LaughShopYYC tonight to watch @MrCraigRobinson now all I want to do is karaoke!
Calgary bylaw-you can't throw snowballs without a permit.
I have a new oddity to add. Liquor stores must be 300m apart.
#absurdbylaws #yyc
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Friendly reminder to @downtowncalgary and @cityofcalgary that tomorrow is Teachers Stampede. Staff your restaurants and bars appropriately. It's been a couple of years since they've been allowed out together.
#teachersconvention #yyc #calgary
I've been back on board with @WorkNicer for 5 min, and I already feel more sane!
#yycentrepreneur #coworkingspace #community
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I told an AI Entrepreneurialism Bot to bring me the most Inglewoody boutique idea imaginable, and this is what it came up with. cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/c…
You know you have COVID when the shot glass of Buckleys doesn't taste that bad. @BuckleysPR
#firsttimer #COVID19
Spent the afternoon at an indoor play park so my kids could burn off energy and I could work. Pretty sure we are all sick now.
#tiredsorethroatheadache #whatwasithinking
Pretty sure today just needs to be canceled.
#snowvemberyyc #yyc #Calgary #commutehell #accidentseverywhere
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#Halloween is just around the corner and we have the perfect #giveaway 🎃 We are giving one lucky winner Bert's Original Trick or Treat Pack!
Like, retweet, and comment below and let's get this #contest started! Closes on October 24, at 11 AM!




