just a guy who occasionally drives a NASCAR Truck (and Xfinity Car) and eats a lot of Bloomin’ Onions. go birds.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined May 2021
Lawyer. NASCAR driver. Hemi enthusiast??? My pitch for a spot in the @RamTrucks @Kaulig_Trucks Free Agent Program.
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I mean, look, I personally struggle to see how Larson’s move was all the different than Bubba’s move at Atlanta. Still an unbelievable finish.
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So glad to see Riley Herbst get out of that car. Hope he is ok…
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Holy shit that was one of the worst hits I’ve ever seen
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So evidently if a team runs hard from the jump, they can catch the back of the field and start saving when they get there for long enough to be fine?
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What a shitshow.
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Certainly is a top three of all time
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HES DRIVING AS WHO???
NASCAR 26 trolls are leveling up..
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See you then
This week on the Gluckcast I want to feature some drivers from the top three national series who I haven't gotten to speak to on the show yet this season. If any drivers see this and want to join for 10 minutes sometime in the 11 a.m. ET hour tomorrow, DM me.
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Well It was the Steven and Stephen show! NASCAR 26 Dover truck race. @drivermallozz
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It’s been what, four months since the Knicks last won a game? What a bum ass franchise
I now have to attend 6am Squatober
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Electric. Def one of my coolest pieces of merch. ❤️
Getting things ready for the last race of the season. Think I'm backing this for @HomesteadMiami in a few weeks. One of the coolest, humble drivers out there. @drivermallozz #HeroCards
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In Boca Raton being a lawyer or something idk
Stop #9 📍Dooley’s Featuring goalposts from the 2000 win over Tennessee. Also why isn’t @drivermallozz racing tonight?
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If the team name is a “McQueen is fading” reference it’s an all time name
Projected 15% and it's Friday 😭
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So far a real snoozer. Looking forward to ORiley
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The Philadelphia Eagles need to take every screen design in their playbook, take it to the top of the Linc, piss on it, light it on fire, explode a nuclear missile on it, and after they’ve done all that, drop each and every off the top of the stadium never to be used again.
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There’s 39 cars? And because pole is the same it’s a silly conversation? 1 week of “oh it’s ok this week” does not make a conversation silly. Stage points are HUGE. Differences for chasers vs. points pos: Bell: -14 Hamlin: -10 Preece: -8 Byron: +6 Reddick: +5 Briscoe/Cindric: +4
In all seriousness, The Metric conversation is a little silly this week. Metric: Larson starts on the pole Line up by points: Larson starts on the pole They have to set a lineup somehow since it rained. Either way, Larson would be P1.
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Passed.
PA Bar exam results Friday…
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PA Bar exam results Friday…
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I told you ALL IT IS A REAL NUMBER THAT REAUME OWNS. Haha
#NASCAR… @TeamReaume will bring the No. 23 Ford F-150 to Phoenix Raceway later this month for Jackson Lee.
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