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All the shenanigans that drivers pull off in the DMV

Washington, DC
Joined August 2022
A) poor driving by motorcyclist. B) too many drivers are petrified of tunnels.
🚨🏍️"CÓMO SE GENERA EL TRÁFICO" Este tipo en una MOTO muestra en pocos segundos el INSÓLITO motivo por el que se congestionan los CAMINOS.
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The National Guard stationed on DC streets are under control by @realDonaldTrump. So …
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Traffic at speeds the human brain can easily manage.
No tiene sentido obligar a las bicis a cumplir normas hechas para cajas de dos toneladas. Un cruce sin semáforos, y cientos de personas fluyendo sin más problema.
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This car has been parked at a metered spot for well over a week at the 4200 block of Garrison St NW. The state of the car is very questionable and the tag expired back in 2023. This car is eligible to be towed. @311DCgov @DCDPW
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Why do we know @DCPoliceDept doesn’t take traffic safety serious? The public knows this and ignores basic traffic laws in front of them knowing there will be no consequences. Et voila.
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You can be late replacing your temp tag or you can just be too lazy while collecting tickets in DC.
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We’ve seen that one before. Ricardo Rosset back in qualifying for the 1998 Monaco GP.
Thank you IndyCar for giving us one of the most surreal clips of the year
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When you are driving and you have to take a call or grab something from your purse, it is completely fine to just stop the car in the middle of a crosswalk and stand there for over 3 minutes.
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Seriously @washingtonpost you can’t even get the most basic facts straight? Why are you still in business?
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The hardest words to read for people on four wheels:
The hardest words to read for people on two wheels:
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Parking on a bicycle path and/or sidewalk. Why not?
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DMV car drivers, do as you feel fit. No traffic law applies to you ... sort of ... maybe ... definitely.
Walking or riding this summer? 🚶‍♂️🚲 There is a RIGHT way and a WRONG way to share the road — and knowing which direction to face can save your life.
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If this bridge was in DC, no driver would dare to cross it. The complete lack of spatial awareness of DC drivers is limitless.
We need bigger cars in this country!
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The title of the article implies the cyclist ran into a parked/stationary car. The actual article implies that the *driver* of the car hit the cyclist. Who are these people who will bend backwards to make titles as to avoid blame on any driver in a crash?
Cyclist dies after collision with car in White Oak Tuesday night crash occurred on Columbia Pike ramp to New Hampshire Avenue
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Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae… Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?
They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... 😳
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How much of Barcelona can fit into one downtown Kansas City highway interchange:
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This guy has enough money to buy a @jaguar and loves to speed excessively and ignores red lights, but he can’t afford to keep his registration up to date or pay off his $7,760 in unpaid tickets. @DCPoliceDept and @DCDPW are completely fine with these types of drivers.
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White car makes sudden Uturn. Tag is associated with $13,070 in unpaid tickets. Clearly @DCPoliceDept and @DCDPW have no issue with this driver speeding through DC. #weknowwhothebaddriversare
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NIMBYs do what NIMBYs do.
Friendship Heights, Brookdale community file lawsuit against developers seeking to redevelop former GEICO campus Complaint argues new plans do not adhere to initial 1998 development requirements
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