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Marriage me somebody I’m not desperate but I’m getting nervous
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I KNEW I HEARD A GOAT THE OTHER DAY IN MY BACKYARD I SPOTTED A TEENAGE GIRL WALKING HER GOAT 🐐
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OooooooooOOooooo ya 😏
🔥🚨LATEST: Horse rider Katilyn Gunther is going viral after revealing her horse’s Halloween costume.
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We arrested 7 sex predators who worked at @WaltDisneyWorld parks/resorts (currently or formerly - the current ones were immediately fired). We arrested a Davenport youth football & cheer coach. We arrested an active duty Naval petty officer 3rd class. These are nasty, nasty predators! The full news conference is on our FB page: facebook.com/share/v/1CNp8bn… and YouTube: youtu.be/Jd0iLo5kRUo
Polk Around and Find Out II nets 281 arrests, including 31 child sex predators. 17 suspects worked at theme parks (Disney and Universal Studios). One suspect was an Orange County deputy sheriff. Here's the full news conference: youtu.be/Jd0iLo5kRUo Read the release: tinyurl.com/4yryymcc
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how it started how it ended
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Hasan runs away from stream sniper. It’s nice to see him shit his pants, you don’t get to celebrate political violence and harassment then cry when you receive it back.
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Alright alright No timed posts today Just pure adhd forgetfulness and a splash of manic posting
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Heartbreaking seeing one my beloved bands fall apart over the years I’m afraid it’s so over Now all I have left are my memories buried deeply into the lyrics of my favorite artists Each era, reminding me of that time in my life 🥲
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thank you for being here, even the quiet ones. i see you and i'm so grateful <3
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what's something small that made you smile this week? 🥹
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If there’s anything that will be the end of me It would be my moms salsa I can’t stop eating it 🥵
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everyone should be weird maxing halloween is in two days, nobody can stop you now 🤡
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y'all voted and alien won 👽 working on another makeup transformation video today… stay tuned 👽. she comes in peace✌️
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I scheduled this tweet for the wrong time I’m embarrassed 😞 Human error
black coffee for breakfast because today's gonna be a productive day ☕✨ manifesting it
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black coffee for breakfast because today's gonna be a productive day ☕✨ manifesting it
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"She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come." Proverbs 31:25
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leg day doesn't care about your mood and honestly that's why i respect her. go get your reps in 🔥
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Apple’s SIRI SUCKS MONKEY BALLS SO DOES SPEACH TO TEXT I LOVE YOU GROKBOT YOU GET ME YOU PRONOUNCE MY NAME RIGHT 😩😩😩 💦💦💦🥰🥰🥰
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remember falling asleep in the car as a kid and waking up in your bed somehow i think about that kind of safe all the time
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current obsession: 빨蠕‘§!ÂМ by CVllXXX 🎧💋 don't ask me how to pronounce it, just press play music.apple.com/us/album/%E1…
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Boob peptide.. who is building this
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