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Derrick Shannon

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PR professional. Amature dad.

 Austin, TX
Joined November 2011
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Norm. RIP. Norm McDonald - Moth Joke [napisy PL] youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo via @YouTube
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Maybe we’re done here
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimes18 Jun 2021
In order to “imagine a new art, one must break the ancient art,” the French author Marcel Schwob wrote a century ago. Today, that call to action has taken the form of a petition demanding that Jeff Bezos buy and eat the Mona Lisa. nyti.ms/3cRPCGY
Why Do People Want Jeff Bezos to Buy and Eat the Mona Lisa? (Published 2021)

Why Do People Want Jeff Bezos to Buy and Eat the Mona Lisa? (Published 2021)

An online petition that started as a joke has gone viral, becoming a kind of digital performance art piece all of its own.

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Robert Downeysaur Jr. @dinosaurjr @RobertDowneyJr
The foo fighters are cool. I’d have them at my kid’s birthday 🎈
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Dem presidents always come into clean up a mess left by GOP
Ted (@trom771) profile pictureTed@trom7711 Jan 2021
Net jobs created, by President: Trump: - 4 million Obama: +12.2M GW Bush: +5.7M Clinton: +18.7M Bush Sr: +2.6M After 16 years for each party: Democrats: 30.9 million Republicans: 4.3 million But please tell me more about how GOP policies help create jobs.
Legend. Retire #40 the day he retires (if he ever does).
Ira Winderman (@IraHeatBeat) profile pictureIra Winderman
@IraHeatBeat13 Nov 2020
Heat captain Udonis Haslem to return for 18th season. sun-sentinel.com/sports/miam…
Udonis Haslem to return for 18th season, ‘I am the Miami Heat; the Miami Heat is me’

Udonis Haslem to return for 18th season, ‘I am the Miami Heat; the Miami Heat is me’

Udonis Haslem said Friday that his return to the Miami Heat for an 18th season has nothing to do with statistics, playing time or even breaking a sweat with the clock running. The Heat captain said...

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Greatest sporting event I’ve ever attend
MLB Vault (@MLBVault) profile pictureMLB Vault@MLBVault26 Oct 2020
23 years ago, @HitRenteria's #walkoff single won the #WorldSeries for the @Marlins.
😎
Tyler Kepner (@TylerKepner) profile pictureTyler Kepner@TylerKepner15 Oct 2020
Dusty Baker said he's been listening to Muddy Waters today: "I'm ready. Ready as any man can be." Also listening to Howlin' Wolf. Last night he cited Freddie King. Dusty's zooms are quite an education in legendary bluesmen.
Wow. Piece all that together. He’d rather see his cult followers than his wife...while she is sick.
Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) profile picturePeter Alexander
@PeterAlexander5 Oct 2020
🚨Reminder: A White House official, on Saturday, told me the First Lady would not be visiting Trump at Walter Reed because “she has COVID and that would expose the agents who would drive her there.”
That’s not Katy Perry?
Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) profile pictureJemele Hill
@jemelehill30 Aug 2020
No one. Absolutely not a fucking soul. Nary a person. Adele:
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October 25, 2019
Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) profile pictureJoe Biden
@JoeBiden25 Oct 2019
We are not prepared for a pandemic. Trump has rolled back progress President Obama and I made to strengthen global health security. We need leadership that builds public trust, focuses on real threats, and mobilizes the world to stop outbreaks before they reach our shores.
To go with his disgusting racism, he's also clearly an ass. That's his pregnant wife...in the rain...while he's under an umbrella.
Paula Reid (@MSPaulaReid) profile picturePaula Reid
@MSPaulaReid31 Jul 2020
“Stephen did you test positive for COVID?” WH advisor Stephen Miller doesn’t stop to talk to reporters after Fox News hit. His wife, a VP spox seen here walking beside him, tested positive for COVID back in May, but it’s unknown if Stephen also tested positive. ⁦@CBSNews⁩
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This is correct
Steven Hyden (@Steven_Hyden) profile pictureSteven Hyden@Steven_Hyden8 May 2020
MUSWELL HILLBILLIES by The Kinks is the greatest.
This isn’t a big crowd for Austin. I’ve seen more people at a corgi meet-up in Zilker Park. Just hope these idiots don’t go to my grocery store
Manny Fernandez (@mannyNYT) profile pictureManny Fernandez@mannyNYT18 Apr 2020
Chant of “Fire Fauci!”
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Favorite tweet and artist of all time
Michael Tisserand (@m_tisserand) profile pictureMichael Tisserand@m_tisserand16 Mar 2020
we are all edward hopper paintings now
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Mother....god da....shit....sonuva...play!!! Just play!!!
Dick Vitale (@DickieV) profile pictureDick Vitale
@DickieV13 Mar 2020
If the NCAA tourney @marchmadness was to be played I would have picked @FSUHoops to be National Champs . @FSUCoachHam is my National Coach of the Year
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Dream tweet
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.@mergerecords tragic what happened in Nashville and will be offering help but also curious about the @Archersofloaf show this weekend. I know @BasementEast has their hands full so wondering if you have news. Asking b/c we're flying in from Austin and Miami for the show. Thanks!
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.@BNastanovich bored, need a new gig?
Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) profile pictureRolling Stone
@RollingStone2 Mar 2020
Public Enemy has fired Flavor Flav, one of hip-hop's most memorable hypemen, after 37 years rol.st/2Ia0Fvl
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