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The ONLY drunk shopping website! Follow for necessary purchases & funny gifts... Browse MEDIA tweets to shop... Screw your bank account - add to wishlist!

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the media tweets of this account should be your new favorite store check here first when you need amazing gifts for yourself or anyone else
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Heard y'all were thirsty: cocaineandrhinestones.colort…
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We have a new shirt - for sophisticated music haters only. PRE-ORDER: shop.yfbspod.com/collections…
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We heard them first. yfbspod.com/rem-sucks
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2018 has been another terrific year for podcasts: nyer.cm/EmvyNh5
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Happy 2018, amateurs. drunkmall.com/hangover-survi…

EXCLUSIVE: The Hangover Survival Guide | drunkMall

Congratulations! You played yourself, yet again. It’s the morning after. You’re pretty sure you had an amazing time last night but you don’t really remember. Let’s hope it was an epic evening because...

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Never forget drunkMall's highly curated Blackout Friday shopping experience is there for you EVERY Friday, not just the Black ones: drunkmall.com/tagged/blackou…
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Finding a mint condition Centipede machine is near impossible. That’s why you should buy a mini one: drunkmall.com/centipede-mini…
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Pretty sure you could sell little frappucino-sized bottles of alcoholic egg nog under the brand name Reindeer Cum for at least $20 a bottle.
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It’s like a personal 3D movie theater for your head: drunkmall.com/mobile-3d-thea…
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The Tick is back and he’s more pixelated than ever: drunkmall.com/mini-pixelated…
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You can bear-ly wait for those cupcakes to be done but these adorable timers will let you know how much longer: drunkmall.com/bear-timers/
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We’re too stupid to know what the symbols on the Relativity Watch mean but it sure looks cool: drunkmall.com/relativity-wat…
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The perfect man has no problem holding your jewelry for you: drunkmall.com/hunky-jewelry-…
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Somebunny made this lamp for you: drunkmall.com/bunny-lamp/
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Scare away those frozen toes with a big fuzzy pair of Monster House Slippers: drunkmall.com/monster-house-…
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Keep your travel-size bathroom bottles together with the Shower Vine: drunkmall.com/travel-shower-…
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The future is full of fancy pancakes made by robots: drunkmall.com/pancake-bot/ Pass the butter!
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En garde! No six-legged swashbucklers will feel safe in your home while you wield this Sword Fly Swatter: drunkmall.com/sword-style-fl…
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How many of your best tweets is it okay to show someone on a first date? Like 25?
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Q: why can't you get a ghost pregnant? A: because they only take it in the boo-ty
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