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An inebriated curmudgeon's take on all things DCI.

Joined April 2014
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fyi set up shop on the Other App drunkcorpsint.bsky.social
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yellow: mmnnnngh.. mmnngh... mnnnnghh... green: oooo... mmnngh... mmmghhh... yellow: *nods and agrees* green: *nods and agrees*
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The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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Thank god we can find and intercept lost hikers as they mistakenly run away from rescue in dense forest!
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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really cool that "we don't HAVE to support you freaks" is now the default liberal response to trans people being concerned for our rights
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The British press hounding this doctor out of Britain for no sane reason, just because they can. And they’re still at it, from 10,000 miles away.
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The fact that the Brewers are letting this cloud what should be the most anticipated week in their history is insane How do you not just honor them
If the Brewers won't, we will. Someone connect us with these two brothers and we'll take care of it 🤝
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Me trying my best to invent something for James Bond.
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she ended up getting passed around between like 5 taller women so it worked out pretty well for her
watched a girl open her phone, make some guy she knew send her like $100 and immediately use that to buy a round for a group of lesbians and trans women recently
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Right-wingers, December 2024: You are not ready for what's coming. You have no idea what is coming. Nothing can prepare you. Right-wingers, October 2026: hey (((they))) don't want you to know how ***horny*** I am for genderbend draco malfoy
Malfoid is quietly becoming a symbol of the West's cultural counter-revolution. In a world increasingly starved of romance, devotion and anything worth building a future around, a fictional girl seems to have awakened something long dormant.
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i saw sebulba in midtown houston on saturday night he was honestly a really nice guy, he was buying everyone shots. i think he just puts on his persona for the boonta eve classic and i get it.
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when they ask you what’s wrong
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It’s showtime🔥
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so i have bad news for you about what a human is
Whatever you think of the Shane Gillis joke there's an entire category of gym shorts that looks like it's made for a species of intelligent baboons
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burnham's britain
the UK has introduced new legislation to criminalise (fake) incest and strangulation porn. it is TERRIBLY bad... - it has to be specifically penetrative mommy strap blowjobs OK. step sister (vaginal) oral OK. penis? CRIMINAL - cousin porn is fine! - if the viewer BELIEVES IT TO BE PRETEND, then its criminal (??????) so... you can flash huge words that says "THIS IS PRETEND INCEST" over completely legal content and the inclusion of those words make it criminal. Masterful gambit!
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This is a made up issue. This is absolutely mental.
Trans women will finally be banned from female wards in hospitals under new NHS guidance. Hospitals have been told that wards, lavatories and changing rooms should be segregated by biological sex, not gender identity ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/politics/202…
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What gender is James Talafreako?
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Iran has domestically enriched and developed their own Bad Boy Chiller Crew
Fun fact: Iran got this type of music now too. Instead of talking about 4 wheelers, beemers,and wearing Fila—they are talking about controlling the Straight of Hormuz and the Gulf.
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this is the exact tone and cadence of a maid of honor saying “she’s my ride or die, my partner in crime, and my best friend since high school—go huskies! 😝”
this is an SNL cold open come to life. she can barely read
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Is this what he meant
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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