29. He/Him. Engineer, amateur voice actor, lover of hockey

Nashville, TN
Joined January 2013
This is the greatest reply I've ever gotten, even more so because it came from the Official account
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ppl getting introduced to the show this way is gonna start making me do starting at act 5 style discourse with rvb. You need to sit through the 5+ hrs of nothing but the pure banter and shenanigans of blood gulch chronicles before ur allowed to watch any monty scenes
Red vs. Blue (2003) - Season 9 Episode 17
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graduating pre-covid increasingly feels like the last chopper out of vietnam
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Replying to @nxd1979
It’s funny that “Jason and the Argonauts” is actually a 2,300 year old poem because it sounds like 80s sci-fi.
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It's wild that "Jason" is a name from ancient Greece because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983
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hello i'm shaking please enjoy a new original song!💙 Ash Again Written & produced by Casey Edwards @ComposerCasey Music Video by Mazu @mazumaro Vocals by Gawr Gura youtu.be/twUFbqyul_M
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Meanwhile on the frozen war-torn moon of Europa
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Look, rookie. You think you know war, but here on Europa it's different. You're gonna know your squadmate's breath-frosted visor better than his face. Fingers so numb you don't know if you really pulled the trigger till the other guy drops
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Hey mom. dad. I love you. Last transmission for a while. dropship missed Europa completely . straight up skid across the surface. We’re in the gravity well now, I don’t know if we’re coming back out. Do you remember Bruce from the red house down the street? we were in love
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My mind is filled with visions of warfare raging endlessly across the glittering poles and down the rime-girt latitudes of Europa.
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In a trench on Europa
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(i have no idea how this Europa posting started, but the instant i saw it, i thought of "Boots" by Rudyard Kipling)
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we're foot—ice—ice—ice—icin' over Europa Foot—foot—foot—foot—icin' over Europa (Boots—boots—boots—boots—movin' up and down again!) There's no discharge in the war! We—can—stick—out—'unger, cold, an' weariness, But—not—not—not—not the chronic sight of 'em, Boot—boots—boots—boots—
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stop venting to chatgpt go to confession at ur nearest catholic church u dont even have to be catholic u just have to ask to confess. u can even debate with a priest for free or u can give donation like donuts or apples. or u can fight the priest. its like dark souls
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ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOALSCORER IN NHL HISTORY! 🚨🚨🚨 #Gr8ness
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A message from an old friend 🤝 Congrats Ovi on breaking the record! @NHL | #Gr8Chase
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A sight we’ve seen 894 times before this and each and every single time has been in a Capitals sweater. Thank you, O!!!!!!!!
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Breaking News from @TheAthletic: The Capitals star Alex Ovechkin broke Wayne Gretzky’s record for NHL career goals, scoring No. 895 against the Islanders. nyti.ms/4jmsCQ9
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