“@CoreySeidman: Ryan Howard hitting .288/.388/.466 over his last 20 games and .353 with 7 walks over his last 10. Heatin' up” Extension!!
“@CoreySeidman: Ryan Howard hitting 288/.388/.466 over last 20 games and .353 with 7 walks in last 10. Heatin' up”. This is a joke, right?
“@Buster_ESPN: Apparently, the Phillies' rebuilding effort hinges on the work of rival executives. mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp…”. Christ.
Dane Sprague retweeted
it's been a long time coming but it's finally here!!!
our record release party is TONIGHT at Baby's All Right... fb.me/6P9FPnBuJ
“@RollingStone: here's an oral history of #BrokenLizard's classic #SuperTroopers: rol.st/1eI2PQF” Super Troopers 2 in the works.
“@ToddZolecki: Phillies also have released C Lou Marson. Another one of @tiny_package can't miss minor leaguers...
“@CityofHoboken: Observer Hwy temp closed due to main leak. Only took me 50 minutes to get out of town this morning. Thanks @dawnzimmernj!
“@nypost: boss doles out end-of-year bonuses based on who can out-drink him nyp.st/MpzWMv”. @Mr_Iz might enter another tax bracket
Jesus Christ. “@jcrasnick: #Phillies have, indeed, reached agreement on a minor league deal with Bobby Abreu, source confirms.”
@Christglider @Mr_Iz @mcalderone just landed and now stuck on a hot plane with crying babies bc engine failure. #worstweddingever
“@ProFootballTalk: My opponent has Rodgers at QB, no kicker, and Patriots' D. If I lose, I'm retiring.” maybe that league should be retired?
The Patriots radio guy absolutely loses his shit on the game winner #wheresthebeef ftw.usatoday.com/2013/10/tom…
Dane Sprague retweeted
Why do people have their clothes on in Snapchat doesn't it defeat the purpose ?
This is gold. “@BarstoolBigCat: Craigslist ad of the day - I'm joining this guys pirate gang. tinyurl.com/mguku4e”
Commute home on Pulaski Skyway consisted of 2 disabled vehicles and 3 separate accidents involving over 10 cars. #deathtrap