Married to @5schalls, teach psychology and history. I have and teach great kids.
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Based on the buckets that are being perpetually guzzled, I had no idea anyone on the planet was dehydrated.
Tune in next Sunday as the Chicago Cubs take on the St. Louis Cardinals inside Penn State’s historic Rec Hall.
The officials for tonight’s Michigan “win” previously officiated the 1972 Olympic men’s basketball gold medal game.
There were 14 angles of Ryan O’Hearn beating the throw to first before the wrong call was inexplicably upheld. Oof.
Plus a few more, including Saturday. 1:30 pm. Rec Hall. University Park. @navolleyball v. @HSDSportsScores. Classic.
I don’t know a lot about weather or country music, but it seems like the perfect night for a Morgan Wallen concert in Pittsburgh.
Meanwhile, I looked up the spelling of “privilege” while signing a kid’s yearbook today. (No, there is still not a “d” in it.)
Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of
@minakimes
Hearing about my wife’s (@5schalls) exploits on the four-square court today at recess had these vibes. She’s pretty cool.
Steeler fans are outraged with their 2nd round pick. It hasn’t happened yet, of course, but I promise outrage will be the response. They should have picked the other guy. Always.
In a world full of divisiveness and polarization, it’s truly amazing to see the unity behind the disdain for Jason Kelce and his ubiquitous presence.
Anyone know whose dad is working the GameChanger for the USA baseball team? Lots of dads standing with folded arms behind home plate—not sure who is working the app.









