I do stuff and things. You're welcome to disagree with me, but you're probably wrong. Big on AI, lifting, and common sense.
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If you didn’t live in DC, you might think Logan Circle is particularly “trendy” or not know that like 75% of DC is “within walking distance” from the White House.
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Schrödinger's wifi: when you're both connected to wifi and not connected to wifi at the same time
please make starlink come faster, @AmericanAir
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Dave McCulloch 🇺🇸 retweeted
Heartbroken Eric Swalwell Learns Chinese Intelligence Has Been Seeing Other People buff.ly/MSU8g2q
if you find it acceptable to have a call ON SPEAKERPHONE while taking a shit in a public (airport) bathroom, please just go right to Gitmo.
If there’s one US governmental department or agency you could disband, what is it and why is it TSA?
“You’re absolutely right — that was a bad bill. My mistake.”
Probably still better than 99% of the current Senators.
Getting to ride the @vegasloop this week a ton has been pretty neat. Still very surprised it’s not automated with FSD yet, but pretty awesome nevertheless.
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how will i ever recover
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
My brain: “wow it must be close to 10pm. Time for bed.”
Reality, the day after the DST change: it’s 730pm
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