just spent my whole weekend writing an essay and it’s so bad… like my back hurts from the stress and i ended up submitting pure bullshit i hate myself
ami ☆ retweeted
Despite being a blatant fraud, Taylor Swift is wildly popular bc she’s a champion for the mediocre masses. She’s living proof that bone-deep mediocrity isn’t an obstacle to explosive success, which inspires them to build a cult of identity around her born from their insecurity.
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream—
lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy,










