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Joined April 2020
Jobs after the singularity: - Tailscale shill - Fake hacker - cryptography “expert” (all keys are 4) - nodejs patcher - PHP patcher - CloudFlare shill - Levelsio Stan - All-in podcast concubine - Elon dickrider - backward deployed engineer - zaibatsu ninja - rationalist whore
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Thank god we can find and intercept lost hikers as they mistakenly run away from rescue in dense forest!
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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🏆✨ BREAKING: HARRY KANE WINS THE 2026 BALLON D’OR! 🌕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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I'm now in Tokyo and will talk on OffensiveCon Tokyo tomorrow. Look forward to see you ~
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Who ever designed the changi airport needs to be killed, why the fuck are there no changing ports . Actually what the hell bruh spent nearly an hour looking for one fml 💀
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Thats not really accurate just a bit more clarity. This was for HITCON CTF, one of the major CTFs of the year. I think a big reason this didn't happen was, cuz they dropped at on the final wave of the 48 hour ctf and it was a shit ton of version. We had a lot of payloads working but the scope of this challenge was far beyond that. Getting stable working exploits for live version of the php bug across all targets is not easy ! > Also a lot of top teams were playing google finals and flux ctf fwi, also ctfs are kinda of shizo atm if you put enough people on this it def doable in 48 but in like 12 hours it wasn't worth trying if your goal was to win 💀
Hacker conference setup a "real world" simulation of the PHP vulnerability and challenged attendees to hack into it, nobody did.
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we did have like 5-6 people working on it around the clock but yeah timing was really rough and no one was gonna get it from the looks of it
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We won SAS CTF and Hackceler8 this week!
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2nd place at Google Hackceler8 in Singapore w/@dicegangctf ! One of these years we'll win... 😭
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ゲームチートでも世界1位🏆 Yu(@Yu_212_MC )とコラボ💪 #Hackceler8 #GoogleCTF #ESCAL8 #GoogleSingapore
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準決勝でGoogleの実装のバグで理論スコア取ったら勝負にならんからやめてくれと言われた🤣
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🚩 Flags are waiting to be captured! The Hackceler8 FINALS are about to IGNITE! 🚩 Right here on the ground, the world's elite teams are battling it out live—exploiting vulnerabilities and racing to pwn the challenges in real time. 💻🔥 Who will conquer the arena and capture ultimate fame and glory? 🏆🇸🇬 Competing Teams: Kalmarunionen, r3kapig, Zer0Rocket Wrecks, TeamH4C, Maple Mallard Magistrates, Bunkyo Westerns, Dicegang, and Slices #Hackceler8 #GoogleCTF #CTF #CaptureTheFlag #ESCAL8 #GoogleSingapore
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Is there a better term than "reverse-AI-psychosis" for the people who still yell "AI slop" when there are real results?
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Corporate needs you to finish just this *one* ticket before the weekend... We're agile after all, right? Hack.lu CTF 2026 starts tomorrow and registration is now open! flu.xxx/
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Larped my way back to Google finals! Hopefully do a bit better this year 💀
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is this still not clear?? i want to bring this up again optimistically, lets assume cyber is defense dominant and exploitable vulnerabilities are finite and exhaustible. then, give the fucking models to as many good security researchers as possible and let them exhaust the attack surface. pessimistically, i think cyber is offense dominant. the sin of complexity, vibe coding making it worse, and increasingly capable models potentially opening up entirely new vulnerability space, and you need to secure everything. then, your best bet is attack surface reduction, formal verification and secure by design, but thats a fever dream and aint happening anytime soon. so, again, give the fucking models to as many good security researchers as possible and let them find and eliminate as many attack paths as they can. either way, walled gardens are counter productive.
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Why are people larping security lmao 😭, sounding yourself with security nerds just makes you a chronic workaholic do not recommend
If you're 25-30, and your main circle isn't discussing: - Two critical vulnerabilities being identified in PHP that allow malicious actors to remotely execute code in PHP core, potentially compromising sensitive data and networks. Then it's time to elevate your circle.
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Is anyone in Tokyo HND that's going to Hackceler8 in Singapore, 10 hour layover might me kms?
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After weeks of rioting in Paris no one was killed. Which technically means your child is safer attending a riot in Paris than a school in America.
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