𝜗ৎ lucy¹ retweeted
lando: "how's my ear? my ear's fine. thanks for asking! the problem is, everyone's like, why do you walk into it? it's because i got sprayed with champagne in my eyes, so then i couldn't see anything. i didn't know where i was going. i don't think people realise how much it hurts and stings having the champagne in your eyes.
i didn't know where i was moving, and all of a sudden, it just gets pretty warm on my ear. i couldn't see it, so i just felt it, though. i was already in shock that my bottle broke for the first time in my life." but it didn't hurt. i think u just felt something on my ear and thought it was a fly" 😭😭😭





































