waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk) header
waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk) profile picture

waka fawksa flame

@dumbledonk

old acct susepended at 69,420mm (this is brack obama, barack oabama is me). orpah winfrey show,stan acct. smarr guy also toufh. #1 inch warrior. comedic wizard.

 chicago rat hole
Joined May 2023
  • Tweets46.3K
  • Following373
  • Followers1.1K
4.6KMedia
Photo by waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk)Photo by waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk)Photo by waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk)Photo by waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk)Photo by waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk)Photo by waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk)Photo by waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk)Photo by waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk)Photo by waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk)Photo by waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk)
quoting this just so i can pin it to my own profile
the heart (@Fredward3948576) profile picturethe heart@Fredward39485762 Apr 2025
You can take my civil rights away. I don’t deserve them. I’m bad
1
17
59,689
waka fawksa flame retweeted
jimmy toots (@futtywap) profile picture
jimmy toots
@futtywap2h
Spent almost half a billion dollars or 0.053% of his net worth to fund losing campaigns. It won’t even create a ripple in his wallet. He can light half a billion dollars on fire and continue on like it’s nothing. If that doesn’t upset you, you need to reevaluate.
Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picturePolitical Polls
@PpollingNumbers4h
New - 98% of the money musk spent in the midterms went to candidates who lost yesterday
Image from Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers)
25
1
13
737
Generational run
Image from Paul “Big Hoss” Johnson (@Goheels58970541)
Image from Paul “Big Hoss” Johnson (@Goheels58970541)
Image from Paul “Big Hoss” Johnson (@Goheels58970541)
52
5,353
175
61,719
1,428,262
waka fawksa flame retweeted
Lucy Rohden (@lucy_rohden) profile picture
Lucy Rohden@lucy_rohden23h
we need to start quizzing the cfp selection committee to see if they are actually watching football
19
142
5
2,266
50,980
waka fawksa flame retweeted
mitra (@mitrajoy_) profile picture
mitra
@mitrajoy_Nov 3
instead of a sticker you should get a hot dog when you vote
252
1,785
320
18,570
779,916
bang bang sticker gang
Image from waka fawksa flame (@dumbledonk)
8
293
telling my boss i dont care how many deliverables i have due, he has to talk nice to me because i beat him in fantasy football this week
1
5
424
on the record the only deliverables i have due are my upcoming ones but he’s still gonna talk nice to me like thursday!!!
122
i’m sorry not to get political but this is one of the funniest interactions i’ve ever seen in my life oh my god lmfao
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile pictureMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
3
27
1,882
76,092
literally kicking my feet and giggling imagining the white house setting up a situation room about this tweet
1
6
923
i refuse to believe we’re good but goddammit if i wont enjoy the rodeo
Chicago Blackhawks (@NHLBlackhawks) profile pictureChicago Blackhawks
@NHLBlackhawksNov 3
from 98 to 80 ✅
1
2
459
there we are!
1
132
waka fawksa flame retweeted
jainormis (@jainormis) profile picture
jainormis
@jainormisNov 2
the “I Voted” sticker stays ON during sex
98
12,081
229
130,579
2,024,109
in all seriousness though where tf is chicago mamdani #needdat
9
1,103
waka fawksa flame retweeted
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile picture
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
Image from Vice President JD Vance (@VP)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
15,400
260,574
24,950
2,077,949
70,650,200
[sexting on a walkie talkie] me: “god, i’m so hung, over.” her: “omg how much did you have to drink last night?” me: “…” her: “did you hear me? I asked how much you drank last night” me: “you’re supposed to say over… over”
14
943
waka fawksa flame retweeted
brianna pirre (@bsp_13) profile picture
brianna pirre@bsp_13Nov 1
this is #bad
4
2
55
2,572
waka fawksa flame retweeted
brianna pirre (@bsp_13) profile picture
brianna pirre@bsp_13Nov 1
👍🏼
Image from brianna pirre (@bsp_13)
4
1
52
3,353
drake maye motions demario douglas right into the spot he needs to break that 3rd down defense and proceeds to hold onto the ball for more than 0.6 seconds like brother you made the pre-snap read freaking let go of the damn rock
915
waka fawksa flame retweeted
Boston Cream 🍩 (@BostonCream) profile picture
Boston Cream 🍩
@BostonCreamNov 1
Am I impressed with the Patriots having 3 sacks in 8 minutes? Actually yes i am 😂
1
5
84
2,068
one time i walked into my building and this girl was dragging a package across the lobby floor like she ordered boulders so i offered to help her and she was grateful then i just pick it up and it was maybe 50 pounds. women never *need* our help but its just kinda nice sometimes
emily (@wtvrem13) profile pictureemily@wtvrem13Nov 1
I loveeee when random men help me with my suitcase on the plane. I absolutely don’t need the help but it’s like oh you were raised right thanks king
5
381
Load more