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Discovered, abandoned, in a dumpster. Apparently, perfect. #DCTID #BlackLivesMatter #NeverPants

Detroit, MI
Joined July 2019
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If you don't support the women's side, you don't support Detroit City
Been a quiet few days at Keyworth, but we are BACK AT HOME SUNDAY! Get your tickets when the women face Kings Hammer FC at home! tickets.detcityfc.com/events… Past or present female college athletes: Tag us in a pic from your playing days and receive 2 free tickets to the match!
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Help! Someone get me out of this fucking trunk!
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Are you 13 or 30? I can't tell with your bare baby face and receding hairline.
Replying to @freep
Detroit City FC doesn't deserve a spot on that photo until they become a part of the MLS How do they get 3 letters, but the Tigers and Pistons only get two?
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I only keep this account to remind people how much @miketurko68 fucking sucks. My guess is that his wife cucks him with strikers.
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
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Does this mean no more free pizza?
Report: The National Independent Soccer Association (NISA) will no longer be sanctioned by the U.S. Soccer Federation. In six seasons of play, the third tier league has seen controversy & alleged criminal activity. Full story below ⏬
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Relevant every year around this time
I can't wait to get Mike Turko's opinion on this -No One (ever)
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Mascot burner accounts are so 2019
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Does the USL have guidelines on being a whiney little cuck? I'd expect nothing less from the other cookie cutter SGs.
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You missed the part about propaganda. But at least you pointed out that there are colors represented.
A symbol of strength and endurance 💪 
 
Pittsburgh Riveters SC is committed to carrying this legacy forward, proving that with determination, unity, and a shared vision, anything is possible.🔥
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I guess there is a new meaning to the tongue on the boot.
Your 2024 Loudoun United FC Hero Kit Revealed... #LoudAndUnited | #HeroKit
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Don't worry, yesterday was just our Rocky 1 #dctid
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We really should be supporting our social media team by wearing a shirt with their initials on the capo stand! Or teach someone how to use spell check. Whatever is more centrist.
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He's older than whatever a meme is too @JosephSlowvak
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MOTHER FUCKING POST MATCHDAY! MOTHER FUCKING MATCHDAY! MOTHER FUCKING MATCHDAY EVE!
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Had to pick another mascot because you could never keep up with me.
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Finally un-blackout from my open cup bender to find out we're moving. It's better than waking up in a landfill again.
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Will he still run the screen printing machine?
Technical Update: Head Coaching Change.
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