hiya! name's woop/peto! (he/they, 30) (gbf/Anything Goes/ RT twitter) PFP - @jovianplanets ! No Minors! FIND ME ON BSKY NOW! @woopergoldberg.bsky.social

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Joined September 2018
alright making a pinned post - find me elsewhere as a JUST IN CASE
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Cai, Dietrich and Theodora's are done. On to Leda #fireemblem #fireemblemfortunesweave
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Genuinely disturbing news - my friend Clara, who you might know as the Super Creek at Trackside, was abducted by ICE at the Rochester Airport on her way home from Uma week. Please read and share her story: facebook.com/share/18Rmm5SHK…
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As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States. The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio . From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.
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can you even imagine the amount of charlie kirks walking around on halloween in a few days... while the barrier between the mortal and spirit worlds is at its thinnest perhaps he might even join us for some ghoulish tricks
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WHOLE HOUSE MAD
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USE THE TERM “Divorce” NEXT TIME YOU SEARCH MARKETPLACE. YOU GET SOME AMAZING RESULTS
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Woop retweeted
thinking about this again
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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Made a gif which was in my head forever.
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Replying to @buckadeath
I like Tamara purely because of the deep emotional distress she's causing Hila Klein
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Flavio Bolsonaro, the pathetic scumbag coward he is, has apparently fled Brazil after his humiliating election loss to avoid having to face the corruption charges that await him. Meanwhile this was the speech Lula gave right before he handed himself in to face frivolous charges:
Lula: "The powerful can kill one, two, or 100 roses, but they'll never stop the arrival of spring."
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Official strategy guide for my Pumpkin Hill costume just hit the shelves 🎃😮‍💨 📸 @litzombie
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Ever since I learned spiders learn our routines to stay out the way, I be feelin kinda bad when I catch one lackin. Like my bad gang, I’m not usually awake at this hour you’re right. This isn’t a death sentence for you I promise
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OMG
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Charlie Cheese wishes you a “Gouda” Tuesday! #Love
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guys … how do you draw white people? they’re so complicated to draw because of how exotic they are. i really don’t know how to draw crackers :(((
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This Snapcube clip is half the reason I appreciate berdly as much as I currently do
BERDLY GLAZE IS THE REASON THIS HEART STILL BEATS
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mmmfgh no we can’t… we’re both gorillas… UNHHH - yeah from the moon, yeah with - mmmfh - a bubble shield and everything~
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