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Durst

@durstt

The only limits are the ones you set yourself Fleming Electrical Engineer Give me a girl that loves beer and iyll be happy forever

 Newcastle
Joined January 2011
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Sun came up this morning!! I want another chance..haha this monkey is coming off!! Young champion will get us right today #ComeTogether
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Connor McDavid's hand will not be an issue. He is taking full strength one timers from the top of the circle right now. #Canada
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Women reach full emotional maturity around age 32, while men finish maturing around age 43.
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I am the #WeekendWarrior
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Way to drunk with @durstt for a Thursday night. What's a 26, mcdons run doe. #muck
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If you see a good looking guy... Well that's not me. But if you see a buddy with an unreal mullet shout out, "wadda up b moss" #BeerMe
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"No matter how full your life is, there is always time for a beer with a friend"
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"Suns out, guns out" is over rated, I'm more of a "suns out, grab me a beer and let's get wasted" kind of guy. #WeekendWarrior
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The past tense the word 'dare' is 'durst'.
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Any1 that has a pulse come to 335 Mcdonnell Saturday at noon for a wicked kegger hosted by me, @94Sarge @declan_blair and @durstt #literbox
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"I only hang out with guys cause girls start too much drama" What I think:
Image from Goku CALLS (@Goku_Research)
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Happy Valentines Day.
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Cheat sheet: Canada’s Women’s Olympic Team roster and historical highlights #Infographic cdn.agilitycms.com/hockey-ca…
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Human foreskins are used in some makeup.
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When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.
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A male lobster’s bladder is located in it’s head - When 2 males fight, they squirt each other in the face with urine.
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This is what training with Gary Roberts will do for you. #Bolts Steven Stamkos dead lifts 500 pounds.
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Korean and Russian scientists are planning to clone a wooly mammoth.
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Must Watch: Jonathan Drouin is absolutely tearing apart the #Lightning prospects camp. youtu.be/SDqDs_nI4Dw
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