I'm interested in things I'm not a real artist, but I am a real worm. I am an actual worm. she/her Like if god spilled a person.
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Greetings! I am broke and willing to trade my art services for money! This is great news for anyone who ever though "god I wish I had a watercolor painting of a bunch of worms spelling out the word 'fuck'". I am also skilled at drawing sock puppets and people!
I do not want to "Call for a quote." how about you just put an estimate/range on your website and I can avoid looking stupid calling to find out your price is way beyond my expectations.
Me after replacing an ink cartridge in my printer several weeks ago "This is a great place to keep all these other cartridges."
Me tonight looking for the other cartridges "That was, apparently, not a great place to keep those other cartridges."
Finally put my zines on gumroad for purchase
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Have today off work. All I want to do is play @GroundedTheGame and I can't log in to @Xbox live through the game on PC so... I can't play. Don't know if this has to do with yesterday's patch but I am f r u s t r a t e d
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Fuller House is infuriating. All of these successful women living together rent free in their dads house, apparently swimming in money. The whole house. Rent free.
I need to find a job... 😮💨
Binge watching fuller house because I'm unemployed. They're like "we're having a party at the smash club!" And the guest list is just... all the people who are always at the house anyway. That's not a party. That's just taking your family to the laundromat.
7th heaven is kind of funny because there will be a character you've never seen or heard of before and one of the main characters will be like here's my best friend I've literally never mentioned before! And then they'll die and the main character is like devastated that this
I should get drunk and watch 7th heaven and make tiktoks.
It worked out really well when I did that with Lizzie McGuire
Friend is in the hospital after an accident. He's finally awake after hours of proceedures. They're still trying to assess damage but there are going to be A LOT of expenses.If it's within your means to donate, please consider. If it's not, please retweet. gofundme.com/f/BrandonMcGinn…
