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i looked it up, since i bought the lighter on the morning of oct 26 we have been 1-5-0. i need to huck this lighter into lake ontario. i know it
leafs fans i have a confession. i bought a new leafs lighter to replace my dying leafs lighter and we have been shit ever since. it's all my fault. how do i rid myself of this curse before 7pm tonight
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leafs fans i have a confession. i bought a new leafs lighter to replace my dying leafs lighter and we have been shit ever since. it's all my fault. how do i rid myself of this curse before 7pm tonight
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fan access was better last year because less people were on it so you actually won stuff instead of just clocking into the humiliation factory
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my first time at biidaasige was a foggy morning. couldn't see the other side of the pond, let along the skyline. i thought it was a beautiful place nonetheless, but holy shit do i need to go back on a clear day. just beautiful with the skyline in the background
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over a year later, billy comes on to sign his charlie kirk tweet as if it was elizabeth. crazy work man
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i am also here and it as either awesomely terrible or terribly awesome. this latest one is a "limp bizkit/hip hop vibe"
going to see my friend's band play and there's an Old Guy Metal Band on before them
just as i'm typing this they're asking each other their favourite metallica albums on stage as an intro
i love live music
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i watched mickey 17 yesterday and have a few different disparate thoughts
-hits you over the head with the point like a cartoon mallet a la Don't Look Up
-i kinda like how ruffalo didn't do a straight trump impression, it was like 'brando does biff tannen.' mouth was unsettling
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i was an 8yo scout just learning about knots and houdini and shit, and this like 16yo challenged me to "be like houdini" and get out of a knot. im like ya i can do that, thinking it would be a funny bit, but no this mf took me upstairs, closed the door and hogtied me with twine
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switching from vaping all day every day to smoking two cigarettes a week has vastly improved my lung health
in woke 3.0 we will be using the full 2SLGBTQIA+ acronym and you will have to know what they all mean. there WILL be a test
line 5 may not technically be a subway but damn i really like it and it should be represented
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