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Cape Town, South Africa
Joined February 2012
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Skrrrrt 🚴
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The level of ascension I’m reaching rn
seems fishy, I don't believe this man even has 8 friends tbh
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we've landed people on the moon but there's still a pause when an anchor asks a correspondent a question on live news
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The one thing that could save this year
I will eat this fucken jellyfish raw for 1 million retweets
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Kicked off season two of Playlist obstetrics (my podcast) on A11 Radio -- s02e01 features @SeanMagner. And, like bumping into someone with COVID, this could be a good excuse for you to take some time off x mixcloud.com/a11radioshows/p…
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Replying to @tompfeiffer1
@tompfeiffer1 was wondering if you'd be able to hypelink SubmitHub.com in your recent article? Thanks for the mention! (bloombergquint.com/pursuits/…)
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Bad things that have funny names, I'll start: · diabetes
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Sending love to all my smoker friends who now wished they hadn't ripped on vapers so hard.
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Playlist Obstetrics episode six is up. Albany Lore joined me this time around. Big ups to @BrokenTransient, whose song featured throughout. One from his latest EP, Coping Mechanisms. You can find it wherever you listen to podcasts, just search "Playlist obstetrics." x
New game: Drink every time you touch your face.
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My roommate has started learning to play the ukulele I and now my life is set to the soundtrack of Modern Family
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Struggling to come up with tweets about relevant topics but I still want my grandchildren to think I was cool.
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Ep.5 of my podcast Playlist obstetrics is out. The theme is old-fashioned songs to play at a wedding. It will be offensive if you scroll past this and don't have a listen, because there's nothing else you need to be doing right now. open.spotify.com/episode/1mK… (or any podcast app)
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Cyril announcing The Bachelorette SA is starting production on s01, I can feel it
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I know I'll never be considered "old" because I will never unlock my phone with an index finger.
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