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@e_munson

god's oopsiest daisy, now with one ACL • 4x26.2 & 3 WMM stars • mets fan living in DC, caps fan born in NY

Joined April 2009
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A new marathon PR. 6,895 dollars raised for Smile Train. Thank you, friends and family. Thank you London. 🇬🇧❤️
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i'm going to see a movie on saturday at 1 PM EST so that is when the dylan larkin trade news will break
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wicker, btw
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try two weeks without ao3
Mikey McCoy (@Michael_McCoyy) profile pictureMikey McCoy
@Michael_McCoyyMar 10
6 months without Charlie
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this june, after voting in the primaries, i went to whole foods. in the paper goods aisle, near the toilet paper, i saw bernie sanders. i said hello to him. he saw my "i voted" sticker and thanked me for voting. moral of the story: 1) go vote 2) everybody poops
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omg twinssssss (get well soon Hal i love you)
Washington Spirit (@WashSpirit) profile pictureWashington Spirit
@WashSpirit5h
We love you Hal 💛 Hal Hershfelt suffered a torn ACL in Sunday’s match at Kansas City and will be placed on the Season Ending Injury list. Wishing you a safe and speedy recovery!
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If you gave Andy Reid a gun with one bullet and put him in a room with Hitler and Stalin, he’d sign both of them and let Rashee Rice use the gun
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 28
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team. "He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that." Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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DANIEL VOGELBACH RING BEFORE AARON JUDGE
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World Series Champion.
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ALEX TUCH HAS MORE GOALS THAN CONNOR MCDAVID
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alex tuch you have performed miracles on me
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Maryland Football (@TerpsFootball) profile pictureMaryland Football
@TerpsFootballOct 27
Top off your gameday look 🎩 The first 7,500 fans on Saturday will receive a Bavarian Alpine Hat for Oktoberfest in Terpsville!
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hunger games immersive experience (fighting for your life on amc theatres dot com trying to get a ticket)
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i won
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me logging onto AMC theatres’ janky ass website to get sunrise on the reaping advance tickets this morning
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MORE BASEBALL YAAAAAAAY
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3 more outs until the sport of baseball ceases to exist
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look how far they've come
Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) profile pictureMilwaukee Brewers
@BrewersMar 3
Final: Great Britain 7, Brewers 3
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powerful wizerd (@powerfulwizerd) profile picturepowerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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imposter syndrome CURED
greg (@gandalf_thegreg) profile picturegreg
@gandalf_thegregOct 26
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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hello megan thee stallion we should have a joint birthday party this year
Josh Barzon (@JoshuaBarzon) profile pictureJosh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 25
What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?
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