The industry needs more humour and less cocaine.
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Housing crisis so bad that there were queues outside an estate agent at 1am in Clapham 😞
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@eabanter a competitor just described a property ‘in an idyllic rural setting’ because it has fields to the rear. I think they must have forgotten about to 50mph road at the front…
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National Conveyancers Week, most people settle for a day, but Conveyancers drag it out for the week. @eabanter
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Good ole Purple Shits are now ‘Free’, but wait, if you want accompanied viewings, that’ll be £899 please. Oh, you want photos, 3D tour and a floor plan, that’ll be another £699 please. 😂 @eabanter #purplebricks #estateagent #property
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A good friend of mine is a neighborhood planner
He has been my go-to source of information for the housing market over the past few years
He is currently working on a new neighborhood in Dallas, TX
Really happy to see new houses still being built in 2024
It's gorgeous n all but £35k A MONTH!
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@eabanter found this gem on a member of staff FB page #Peterborough
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When the seller of a house that goes on with another agent emails you asking for help with their search…… @eabanter @AgentDailyYawns @AgentMemes
The "laugh, love" in the living room is just **chefs kiss**
Excluding houses with severe fire damage, I don't think I've seen a worse interior rightmove.co.uk/properties/1…