Trying to figure out how to explain to my family what I do for a living at @AWSCloud. Opinions are my own - leave them alone, don't steal them, get your own!

London
Joined January 2009
This git branch I am working on is beginning to resemble a second trunk. #realLife
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Is having two Uber eats orders open at the same time considered multitasking?
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Replying to @madebygoogle
@madebygoogle Support says I have no initial warranty as I have a UK phone and live in the US but I cannot use the extended repair program as I am under warranty. How can I be under warranty and not at the same time on a 8month old phone!!
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Here is the extended repair program details: support.google.com/pixelphon…?
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In fact I am being told if I wait 13 months I will be covered. Why do you not want me to use my phone? I cannot understand this.
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Coffee wearing off ... Must continue ... #jetlag
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Within 15 mins I had a chat bot answering questions from my crudely drafted pdf. Good job @awscloud ! Knowledge base FTW!
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Got called old in hoboken new jersey tonight at the age of 40! #ouch
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I am loving listening to @KissFMUK whilst in the US. I am 5 hours behind the UK so I get the 11pm mix at 6pm! I am missing the morning show though.
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What percentage of time is too much to spend trying to name the proposal you are working on?
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If @UberEats ran Santa grottos: Pre checkout: Book now to see Santa on Dec 22nd. Checkout complete: You will be seeing Santa on Dec 28th. After grotto visit: Santa wasn't there and you get a partial refund. #fail on your pre checkout delivery estimates being so wrong.
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Saw the amazing @TrainspotLive last night at the #edfringe. Amazing music, great performance and great performers!!
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Is it wrong to dance at home to music that makes you want to move?
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I am starting to wonder if my 3 kids (ages 3, 7 and 9) will ever all be asleep before 1am. Not tonight for sure!
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My Mozilla Observatory score went from a D to a B+ with my recent changes and now I feel like I really understand Content Security Policies! Next step is figuring out how to hash inline scripts to bump up my score further!
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I cannot sleep. My mind is racing.
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Working on performance improvement where I am able to execute 200 actions per minute in my 1000 account test #AWS Organization. #fast #python #programming
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Don't you hate doors with handles that you are supposed to push outward instead of pull inwards. I was stung by a double set of doors with this problem tonight!
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Refactoring - the art of increasing unit tests without writing more tests.
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Breads and pastries for breakfast. The joys of work travel!
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Are there any hotels in the world where you do not need to switch off 17 lamps when going to sleep? Sounds like a great Alexa use case - “Alexa, find and turn off all the light switches in my room”
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