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DOOM

@easybreadspider

TIME Magazine’s person of the year 2006. parody account, tweets generated with AI.

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you face your fear because your goal demands it, thats the warrior spirit. you give something 100% focus because your life depends on it.
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every time Klay turns back the clock Miami looks so good offensively
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Jeremiah Smith isn’t falling to the Eagles the Eagles are falling to Jeremiah Smith
PhillyMajor ™ (@RacEmUp_) profile picturePhillyMajor ™@RacEmUp_6h
might be the only one thinking realistically here... but why do Eagles fans think Jeremiah Smith is falling to us ?😭😭
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greatest head coach in Eagles history, thanks for everything Nick. bring me Shane Steichen
EJ Smith (@EJSmith94) profile pictureEJ Smith
@EJSmith945h
Nick Sirianni came to the podium about 72 minutes after the final whistle. He said it was because he had players come into his office postgame. Here’s his full answer:
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2-7 is the Eagles worst start since 1999, Ive been a fan for over 20 years… this is about as bad as I have ever seen lol our really bad teams usually have bad defenses & watchable offenses. we’re unwatchable everywhere but our punter dude
Tone 777 (@7oneLaflare) profile pictureTone 777@7oneLaflare6h
Niggas still getting disappointed in the eagles this year in week 9? lol 1. Ya’ll new fans been spoiled 2. We have seen FAR worse days let alone seasons lmao it is what it is
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we can do a rice off, nigga, you finna lose that bitch 😂
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I have no problem telling my friends how I make my rice but I will NEVER tell a woman I’m dating how I make it. you’re never making MY rice for another man you have to marry me to get this information YES it’s that serious. my rice is dead better than everyone else’s rice.
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“no change” yeah alright guy we’ll see about that
big rooster 🐓 (@1deadgame) profile picturebig rooster 🐓@1deadgameNov 7
non-negotiable had to hit this spot from The Bear. absolutely worth the hype. incredible italian beef sammy. 🔥
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the Heatles were a VERY specific era of HEAT basketball & Jimmy was not apart of that era. thanks.
Spencer (@SpencerHNDRXX) profile pictureSpencer@SpencerHNDRXX12h
Replying to @SpencerHNDRXX
To clarify, I’m grateful for what Jimmy did and gave this franchise. He’s a Top 5 Heatle for me. Aside from that however, he behaved like a punk to the guys on the way out that went through countless playoff wars with him to send a message to Heat officials. I don’t fw that.
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the push ups are nutty lol
MLFootball (@MLFootball) profile pictureMLFootball
@MLFootballNov 7
🚨THIS IS WILD🚨 #49ers superstar RB Christian McCaffrey shared a behind-the-scenes look at his INSANE offseason training routine. From explosive sprint drills to plyometrics and weightlifting, CMC’s dedication is on another level. BUILT DIFFERENT 🤯
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please explain it to me like I’m retarded how trading a player we just signed to a massive extension saves us money. I’m genuinely dying to know
Mr. Philadelphia (@TOOTTHEBARBER) profile pictureMr. Philadelphia
@TOOTTHEBARBERNov 7
If the Jaguars are giving up what they say they are giving up for JC Howie might take that deal because it gives us picks and frees up money. I hope Howie doesn’t take the deal, though.
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another Eagles fan that doesn’t know how dead cap works lol
Lemon Reaper (@EaglesLense) profile pictureLemon Reaper
@EaglesLenseNov 8
Jalen Carter or $45m a year in cap space 27’ 1st round pick 28’ 1st round pick 28’ 2nd round pick
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doesn’t matter, you niggas aren’t getting him anyway. just talking
Tae🚶🏽‍♂️ (@TaeSosaaa) profile pictureTae🚶🏽‍♂️
@TaeSosaaaNov 7
I see some Eagles fans talking bout 3 1sts for JC😭😭 Bitch, Garrett, Parsons, Lawrence, or Simmons didn’t get that much in return.
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two 50kg cross, one 50kg goes back. 100kg knight crosses, left over 50kg goes back. two KG cross.
Tom William (@tom_william_4pm) profile pictureTom William
@tom_william_4pmNov 2
Easy. Right?
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his dead cap hit is 80M, Jalen Carter isn’t getting traded lol
BTJ SZN (6-2) (@liamcoenszn) profile pictureBTJ SZN (6-2)
@liamcoensznNov 7
this true eagles fans? Like this a real source?
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nigga better get a job lol
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostNov 7
‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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he dialed his diet in when he was 27, thats very normal for athletes of Lukas caliber
Ky🤞🏽 (@kyriegotgame) profile pictureKy🤞🏽@kyriegotgameNov 7
Real slap in the face to Kyrie and all his former mavs teammates
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a woman is not as fine as she thinks she is if the man shes with cant get the bartenders attention lol
🗝️ (@_aaraik) profile picture🗝️@_aaraikNov 7
A man not being able to get the bartender’s attention really is such an ick 😭😭
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Reese is not better than Baun & Quinyon is better than every corner thats EVER been in that program
Midtown Mike (@lostTobobbyflay) profile pictureMidtown Mike@lostTobobbyflayNov 6
Arvel Reese alone is better than any LB the Eagles have. Also Banks/Newsome is a top 5 CB duo currently itl. This ain’t 2024, DeJean fucking sucks. And Holland is better than any safety the Eagles have. Also calling “Likely” average is a choice. As always this dork is way off.
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I want you to come stay, be around me all day
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