josh

Personally I hope the starcruiser survives the journey This concludes my coverage of the opening

Not a big surprise

Total number of people on freebie starcruiser visits who will actually pay to go back without trying to recoup the money with videos and articles: still about three fiddy

On one hand, you’ve got $5,000. On the other hand, you’ve got your dignity. Tough call

Wear masks everywhere. No not those masks. Do you have your vaccine card? No I can’t compel you to show me. Okay no masks outdoors is fine probably. Wear them indoors but not after you’re seated. Actually wear them at the table. Awwww %#*$ it no more masks. Vegas baby let it ride

I’m buying my parents a house in cotino just so I can randomly show up and freak out at the homeowners association meetings and measure their neighbors’ grass WHICH BETTER NOT BE TALLER THAN 5.7 INCHES or they can enjoy my bank’s foreclosure and move to San Bernardino like trash

to be fair though it costs about $250,000 per mile to take a rocket ship traveling around 20,000 miles per hour to the international space station while it only costs about $24,000 a mile for disney to drive you in half a u-haul at three miles per hour on land to the droid depot

i wonder if everyone leaving the starcruiser has to put on an astronaut suit. not because they went to space or rode smugglers run but because it's outfitted with mics, cameras, 4,000 volt shock collars, and pix of their families just in case they think about mentioning a detail

This is probably blatantly obvious, but what is good for the company is rarely positive for the consumer. If Disney made an extra billion on its theme parks, it’s largely because they cut costs by offering less and charged you a billion more for the privilege. It’s not positive

i would like to speak to whoever chose woody's roundup bbq, woody's lunch box, or woody's anything over pizza planet please

This is disney food blogs list of vacancies which seems like a lot of trouble to go through to convince you to try a dole whip

Gonna try to build on this momentum created by publishing one new post this year with a second post and see what happens. It probably won’t be ready until tomorrow though but I’m happy enough going from zero to fifteen mph which beats six months of traveling zero mph to zero mph

red light. green light. i bet there are even bunks set up in the hotel. let's goooo

good(?) news. posts resume tomorrow. they dont make any more sense though. it's not like i spent the last month going to writing school hahaha. the post is already 3,324 words though and i haven't even really begun to discuss my true thoughts on the oregon trail so there's that

should you wish to see me live on air with the @wdwnt gang doing everything from buying traffic cones to getting spanked you have that opportunity youtu.be/c6G4a_l_PWU?t=3927 and for that i am truly sorry