i write for me. i am the target audience. you guys are just here by accident.

here by accident
Joined October 2025
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do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others
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i don't google things anymore i ask chatgpt and hope it has a good day
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college is crazy because you pay tuition just to teach yourself everything the night before the exam.
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every time i open this app i discover a new reason to stay here
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all it took was skincare to win gen z over 😭
WDYM I got this 2% salycilic acid face wash at just 65 rupees at Jan Aushadhi Kendra 😭😭😭? OHH NARENDRA MODI YOU ARE THE GREATEST THING THAT IS HAPPENED TO THIS NATION.
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mom said don't get the pants wet
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sometimes i want attention but specifically not the kind that involves interaction
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half my personality is just things i've seen online and decided were mine
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just opened twitter and saw a tree and the wind beefing what is going on
Please remove your profile picture, its an embarrasing picture of me.
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An unmarried 28 year old is younger than a married 22 year old
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payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who helped me survive the previous month
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i ask chatgpt questions i'd be embarrassed to ask in a room full of people who don't know the answers either
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started tweeting my thoughts instead of fixing the problems causing them
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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i was two drinks away from texting my ex last night
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sometimes "😭" is a full paragraph if you understand me
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a lot of things have happened since i last opened this app (i opened it 2 mins ago)
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chatgpt is basically the friend i go to when i don't want my friends to know what i'm going through
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you can tell how bad someone's week is by how aggressively they start posting
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started using my account like a diary and calling it having an online presence
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i'm either too available or you won't hear from me until next season
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