Jordan

- makes his own holiday - forces every seller to have their best price of the year - in july, because it was his weakest month - become such a big deal, every other retailer has to match it - makes it two days, cuz fuck it GROWTH - makes it 4 DAYS, TO THE MOON - Add a second one in october - fuck it, move his own made up holiday to june now - despite it being a week, in a random month, with tons of other shopping days, still the biggest amazon sales day of the year happy prime day to all who celebrate