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This video caused Minnesota to charge me with a felony.
Watch it, they’re afraid of it.
🚨🚨 “NO ID REQUIRED for you and your 8 friends”
I dressed as a Muslim woman and Minneapolis poll workers were prepared to allow me an an army of other foreigners fraudulently vote without verifying who any of us are.
Full video: youtu.be/b66uFfWWsL4?is=zJ5p…
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Trump flames a protestor: “That guys probably 45, 50 years old, they give him $250… and now he goes home, and his boyfriend gets upset with him.”
Wembanyahu retweeted
I am once again reminding everyone that the average person cannot remotely conceive of how much alcoholics put back
There is an entire decile of Americans drinking over 10 per day on average
Wembanyahu retweeted
One time a nigga asked me “why are manhole covers round” in an interview and I said because circles are the only shape that can’t fall into themselves at any orientation and I’m pretty sure he didn’t hire me because he was mad I knew the answer and he didn’t
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Ernie Johnson: "I grew up with 2 older sisters, closest I'll ever come to having brothers, you three. You three. And what do we always say? We are all Black friends." 💕
maybe controversial, but if I were an event organizer, I would ban this person from all my shows. knowingly advertising and pushing gambling on little kids, when they absolutely don't know better, is truly despicable, and says a lot about you as a vendor and overall person 🤮
Wembanyahu retweeted
This joke is one of the few examples where slowing down/speeding up parts of the clip actually makes it funnier
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First year without Chris Paul the hate left his body
“This is the best I’ve felt in years.”
- Scott Foster
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