just got dapped up for decent exposure

Joined January 2023
You’re making my inch, worm ;)
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The lake amoebas are telling me to grab the cops gun
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Happy international women’s day! This is my Super Bowl #lesbianporn #ally
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Saying now let’s do a goofy one after sex
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White people at a disco be like: help I’m standing and I can’t get down
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Don’t flush because it’s over, wipe because it happened
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Call me Nintendo way I’m trying to get my D S’d
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Holy fuck. You’re going to make me fushigi my pants rn
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If it ain’t like this I don’t want it.
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If the moon is made of cheese then what’s on my penis
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I bet Hellen Keller gave the toothiest mf dome
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I’m in the strip club going hole for hole
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eddednspeddy retweeted
MY MF DAWG!!!
i’m driving home from work rn and it’s not dark out. punxsutawney phil, i hope you’re getting some punxsutawney pussy tonight
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eddednspeddy retweeted
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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My favorite low calorie food is the barrel of my loaded 12 gauge
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He just like me fr
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The OPPOSITE of me when the n-word comes up in a song and I’m alone in the car
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Only hitting people 18+ with my car. No jeffy eppy here
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Just filled that mf John up with scat 💯
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