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BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg.
Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible.
This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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ANTHROPIC FILES FOR NASDAQ IPO, REVEALS $80.7 BILLION LOSS
Anthropic has filed for a Nasdaq IPO under the proposed ticker $ANT, with Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley leading the offering.
First-half 2026 revenue surged to $16.3B from $1.2B a year earlier, but the company reported a staggering $80.7B net loss.
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Every single week of college football is a playoff game
Lose and go home
No second chances
The last standing undefeated team is clear champ
Day 7 of asking Michael Bidwill to sell the team
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Day 4 of asking Michael Bidwill to sell the team
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Day 3 of asking Michael Bidwill to sell the team
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