Pro writer, ghostwriter, humorist. 1st humor novel pub'd in 2023, 2nd in 2025. Fmr. president of @Kerouac_Project. Mostly harmless. https://xitter.cf/t.co/0h1FoRjJzY
Orlando, FL
Joined December 2007
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Want to know what it would be like if all the liberals in the world controlled everything (and screwed it up)? Check out my new novel, WHITHER, UTOPIA. It's available for 15% off right now.
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New humor column: Confronting Mortality isn't always Funny. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #stroke
Have been out of commission this week, thanks to a minor stroke I had over the weekend. So this week's calm is a reprint and a bit late. At Least It Didn't Have Ham In It. blogger.com/blog/post/previe…
#humorcolumn #humor #grilledcheese
Hard to believe we left on our first-ever cruise 2 weeks ago. I definitely want to go again.
Life of a Sea Dog: I Went On My First Cruise. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #cruise
I spent my entire cruise reading and eating, the two most important activities of an ideal vacation.
Life of a Sea Dog: I Went On My First Cruise. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #cruise
I watched #LoveBoat for years when I was growing up. I finally took my first ever cruise last week, and had a blast. (No shipboard romance, though. My wife wouldn't let me.)
Life of a Sea Dog: I Went On My First Cruise. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #cruise
10/10. Would cruise again.
Life of a Sea Dog: I Went On My First Cruise. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #cruise
The food! My God, the food! There's just so much of it!
Life of a Sea Dog: I Went On My First Cruise. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #cruise
After taking a 4-day cruise to the Bahamas, I'm now a veteran sea dog, more at home on the sea than on land.
Life of a Sea Dog: I Went On My First Cruise. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #cruise
Last Sunday, I submitted my third novel, Entitled To Death, to my publishers. 372 pages, 102,000 words, no AI (because "AI writing" is not real writing). It should be available in 2027.
Several characters were based on real people I know.
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Florida’s unelected A.G. has been surrounded by scandal from even before was appointed.
He has championed unconstitutional laws, refused to enforce existing ones, done favors for donors, threatened bishops, been held in contempt.
Floridians deserve better.
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My wife and I took our first cruise last week. Sadly, I did not meet Jill Whelan.
Life of a Sea Dog: I Went On My First Cruise. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #cruise
I once had a friend who put lol at the end of all 4 sentences in a single message. That's a bit much, I think.
Gen Z is Tired of Millennials Putting lol in Texts. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #texting #genZ
I rarely agree with Gen Z on things, but I'm with them on this: STOP USING LOL AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE!!
Gen Z is Tired of Millennials Putting lol in Texts. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #texting #genZ
When it comes to texting etiquette, Gen Z has more rules than a Baptist preacher in a town that banned dancing.
Gen Z is Tired of Millennials Putting lol in Texts. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #texting #genZ
Generation X is the original feral, punk rock generation. We disrupted the uptight and tightly clenched. We're still doing it by punctuating our texts and using 👍.
Gen Z is Tired of Millennials Putting lol in Texts. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #texting #genZ
Look, the thumbs-up emoji 👍 is how Gen X says "great" or "understood." We don't mean it to be mean or rude. Are you feeling guilty about something?
Gen Z is Tired of Millennials Putting lol in Texts. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #texting #genZ
The generation that loves to say "'No' is a complete sentence" sure gets upset when you punctuate that sentence.
Gen Z thinks "No." is rude.
Gen Z is Tired of Millennials Putting lol in Texts. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #texting #genZ
Apparently, the thumbs-up emoji 👍 is more rude than the middle finger emoji. 🖕
Gen Z is Tired of Millennials Putting lol in Texts. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #texting #genZ
A friend said I'm starting to sound like Andy Rooney. That's great! I loved him in "Babes In Arms!"
Gen Z is Tired of Millennials Putting lol in Texts. laughing-stalk.blogspot.com/… #humor #humorcolumn #texting #genZ
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It's MADISON DAY! You know the story of the Phantom and his obsessive love of the young ingenue, Christine. Well, Madison has some things to say about that. #NowPlaying!
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