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Don’t be surprised if Melania becomes the Best Picture front runner soon. I think people are seriously underestimating how much this movie is going to connect with audiences including academy voters.
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Out of touch liberal elites don’t understand that for the average American the Cheesecake Factory is the nicest place they can imagine. For these people, sweatpants are like tuxedos. They think of Tweety Bird as a kind of God. Don’t you dare condescend to them.
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I think Bill Hicks was right when he said that celebrities who do commercials should be "off the artistic roll call forever" - and back then he was only talking about Jay Leno shilling for Doritos, not every modern celeb promoting the Life-Ruining App
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Shane Gillis and Danny McBride play feuding weathermen in a new four-minute Kalshi ad.
“In the past year I’ve made some questionable trades on contracts for local weather, Costco hot dog prices and cricket,” McBride said in a statement. “Working with Kalshi to make this very unique ad was a great way to both make amends on some of my questionable predictions, but also get to work with Shane, and reunite with my good pal, Deep Roy.”
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If I was Ethan Klein I'd immediately start aggressively pro-Palestine posting. Say I couldn't before cause of her
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Martin Scorsese (being fed lines by Francesca in his earpiece) : Charli! Yassss. how are you, babes. Can I just say that um, you look so stunning today. You’re uh, you’re serving puss down. I have the most divalicious role for you, mama
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Conan O’Brien goes off on people who talk about their diets all the time
"We have separate areas for smoking. I think we should do the same thing for people who want to talk about their diets"
"If you want to talk about your protein maxing, or how you’ve cut down on carbs, or how you don’t eat breakfast and lunch but then eat a moderate-sized dinner, you have to go outside. It’s raining. You stand under an awning, getting soaked"
"You can’t talk about your diet in front of these children. It’s second-hand diet talk"
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SACHA BARON COHEN: My satire exposes hate and bigotry in society.
BORAT: (molesting donkey) I like very much eating from toilet!!!
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