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bending down to tie her shoelaces so i can sniff her pussy

notice how the Too Good To Go people are always asian

idk why ppl say aioli and mayo are the same thing bc theyre rly not

im currently eating a delicious salad of spaghetti meatballs and spicy pork fried rice

a girl invited herself to play video games v badly on my couch and suddenly im reminded of how good it feels to be single

the reason why i like watching reality dating shows and mr beast videos is bc theyre both ethically depraved

composting my cum tissues bc my girl considers it food waste

first date idea: we take a lie detector test

ethan was just exercising his right as a small business owner to have an affair w his favorite employee

i would be a great boyfriend for a girl who wants to make her gay best friend jealous

asking a polish girl to come over for pierogies but when she gets here im gonna boil dumplings

god forbid a sensitive young man just wants to be used for his body

sometimes i just sit somewhere and zone out. this is the male privilege no one talks about

in this beautiful ever-interconnected world, entire cohorts of 20yo and 40yo women can be two degrees of separation apart thanks to the efforts of a single man w hinge

first date idea: we walk around a neighborhood decked out w halloween decorations and see if it’s a place we’d want to take our kids trick-or-treating

im ngl i get kind of a sick kick out of watching youtube vlogger couples break up

you guys have no idea how euphoric it feels to be asian and pull a girl who hates anime

the “no worries if not” is silent if youre chill and confident enough

im honestly terrified of the rare woman who can pull off a tasteful thirst trap

you can appreciate the lesson but still lay in bed at night and wish it didnt happen too