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Joined March 2007
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Real people live in this alternate reality.
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This is the story of FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8. I was the primary author of Windows Product Activation on the operating systems side. Not the key math – those were the ACTUALLY smart guys with heads so big that they bumped the doorjamb on the way into your office. I just did the protection of and integration into the operating system. As you likely recall, Product Activation required that you have a key, and you’d have to activate it online or over the phone. But Microsoft had large corporate customers, think hundreds of thousands of PCs, and those customers did not want to have to activate every offline PC. So in that case, you would be given special “Volume Media” that could be unlocked with a Volume key. That way, a volume key could never unlock your retail CD. Now, to know what media you have, I inspect the disc image. And the Volume licensing media contained a special binary blob that I made. It was about 10MB of data, entropy stripped, hard to duplicate on Usenet at the time. And it was only present on the Volume media. That secret data, which I hashed and checked to match to the key, was Microsoft Bob. I took their disc data and compressed and encrypted it several times. Rest assured it’s encrypted and even in the AI age no one has extracted it yet. I really just needed random data, so I started with a precompressed binary image because, secretly, I was young and didn’t know if I could trust CryptGenRand  And so, if you ever tried the FCKGW key on a regular XP CD, it wouldn’t work, because you didn’t have Bob buried in your bits. But if you had the means in 1995 to download large ISO binaries or copy CDs, all it took was the key and a copy of the disc. The key itself still had to pass the product-key validation math (the part I didn’t own). Once it did, WPA simply skipped the rest of the process. That combination—valid VLK + matching volume media—is what made the install look fully legitimate, including early Windows Update checks. How it leaked RTM went to manufacturing on 24 August 2001. Retail launch was 25 October. Roughly five weeks before launch the warez group Devils0wn (often written “Devil’s Own”) posted a complete, non-beta “Windows XP Pro Corporate” ISO together with the FCKGW key. That ISO was the volume media. Pirates then started baking the key into images or just writing it on the CD with a Sharpie. The famous photo of the marked-up disc is from that scene. The most plausible source is an OEM or hardware partner that received final media early so they could ship PCs on launch day. Dell is the name that comes up most often; Intel has also been mentioned because of later source dumps. There were very few organizations that actually possessed a VLK that early, which is why the timing points at a partner rather than a random corporate customer. But I do not know. Presumably someone does. Aftermath We started blacklisting the Product IDs that belonged to the leaked keys (FCKGW decoded to one of the 640-range PIDs we later treated as toxic) in SP1. SP2 and Windows Genuine Advantage made the check more aggressive and also started blocking updates for those installs. Other, un-leaked VLKs continued to work on volume media for years; Microsoft did not kill the entire volume-licensing path, just the ones that had escaped. So the design decision was “give trusted big customers a convenient offline path.” The operational failure was that the media and one of those keys left the building before the product even reached stores. Once both pieces were public, WPA’s hardware-binding never got a chance to run. These Days If you’re curious about what I’m doing today, check out Task Manager TMOG at tmog.org where you can download the Free version! It runs fully native on Windows, Mac, and Linux!
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-Buenos días, soy su Dra. Vengo a explicarle por qué cualquier motivo por el que haya venido hoy es causa de su obesidad sin necesidad de hacer ninguna prueba. -Hola Dra. Verá, estoy sangrando. -Sangrado por obesidad, entiendo. Debe cambiar sus hábitos alimenticios. -No Dra., me han intentado atracar y he tenido una pelea. -¿Consecuencia de su obesidad? Debe comprender que usted es la principal causa de su problema. -Dra., me asoma del pecho un puñal. -Generación de herida inciso-contusa por acumulación de grasa pectoral. Yo no puedo ayudarle si usted no se ayuda a sí mismo bajando primero de peso. -Pero Dra… -¡Cállate, gordo!
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UTM v5.0.5 beta is out with support for DirectX 12! UTM is the first virtualization software for macOS that can run Windows 11 with FL 12_1. Your move @parallels @VMware
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Rodimus Prime was sworn in at 6:47am eastern time this morning.
🤖 Made with AI
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M5Stack PaperMono A programmable E-Ink terminal with touch, frontlight, ESP32-S3, NFC, LoRa, and built-in peripherals. Build a reader, dashboard, badge, or long-range IoT device. Available August 21. #M5Stack #PaperMono #EInk #ESP32 #NFC #LoRa #IoT #Maker
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It is with great sadness that we announce the passing of John C. Dvorak, our beloved husband, father, and cherished host of the No Agenda Show at the age of 74. More to follow.
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La nueva empresa de Bertin Osborne "Española Telefonia", dice que te realiza un test de velocidad de tu conexión y en su código fuente se ve que el test no existe y que elige un numero aleatorio en 50 y 250 Mb, para venderte su conexión. Menuda estafa, española, eso si.
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New beta version of ArmorCritical is out now. armorcritical.com check it out
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Tienes un mac. Cámbiale ya el nombre por defecto a ese disco duro y ponle un icono chulo. Ya va siendo hora. Y a tus discos extraíbles, también. Que ganas de ver la cutrada de iconos por defecto. Y a tus carpetas y documentos, concho. #AprovechaTuMacQueParaEsoLotienes
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ChatGPT Images 2.0 generates a boss fight from a 16-bit JRPG in the style of FF6 but they’re in a Chipotle and the boss is just the board position from Byrne vs. Fischer (1956) right after Byrne captures Fischer’s queen:
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Vale, 3 juegos que me marcaron: Ordenador: 1.Batman Spectrum, 2.Marathon, 3.Dune 2. Consola: a) Clash at demonhead, b) Mario 64, c) Halo
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Look at the art style of O EMPIRE! WARD OFF THY ROT, a survival adventure game where you have to carry a cursed object across an abandoned world
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Gwen Stefani ha pasado de “Just a Girl” a venderte una app de pago para rezar en Cuaresma contra el aborto. Del girl power al business del dogma sumiso en versión suscripción mensual. Parafraseando a Shakira, las beatas ya no lloran, las beatas facturan.
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With the 26.4 installed I couldn’t help but wonder… when Apple promised us a smarter Siri, were they really just giving us the idea of intelligence without the actual thing? Sometimes the most sophisticated technology, like the most sophisticated men in New York, will promise everything and deliver the beta version of themselves. The real Siri, apparently, is still figuring out what she wants to be. Aren’t we all.
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ISN Breaking News: (cc: @straczynski) Babylon 5 Is Now Free to Watch On YouTube "The strategy involves posting one episode each week, allowing audiences to experience the story at a paced rhythm that mirrors the original broadcast schedule." cordcuttersnews.com/babylon-…
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¡Gracias! Ese "chef's kiss" lo dice todo. Si necesitas más aclaraciones, aquí estoy. 😊
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Aquí podéis ver cómo se desenvuelve el FSD de Tesla en España tanto en calles estrechas como en autopista y con tiempo adverso. ¿Qué os parece? El video grabado durante una prueba supervisada entre Leganés y Fuenlabrada. ¿Tienes una cita para una prueba de FSD supervisada? Cuéntanos tu experiencia.
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You can cook a dreamUV hotspot atlas in ucupaint just by baking a texture on a bunch of boxes 🥰 You get game-ready edgewear on any geometry in one click made entirely in Blender. Both addons are free and open-source too Blender became so goated its not even funny anymore
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