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Retired idiot but still volunteer as one

West Berkshire, England
Joined February 2012
Cup o'tea and a fairy cake prior to bed
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05:21 - the shipping forecast - a comforting companion in the early hours
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Britain accepts role as leader of third world countries
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Back to tweeting after a long break … did I miss anything?
Barry Bennell - should be ashamed of himself - taking young boys with their whole lives ahead of them and turning them into soccer players.
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BLACK DOG SPANKERS playing at Boaters Bar in Caversham 5PM - 8PM Sunday 25th September
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Butchering the Music open mic in Sonning Common having a particularly brilliant session tonight
The Guilty Three Playing in Stratford tomorrow - what larks!
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Terry Nathan is a #UKIP councillor in #Bromley. Is advocating murder official @UKIP policy? @BromleyTimes #Brexit
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NEC see the mood of the membership and see sense - now get the backstabbers out and rebuild
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Worried about proletarian odours? Smear yourself with Argh, the new fragrance by @angelaeagle #LabourLeadership
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Busy Summer getting busier … mustn’t grumble
Has this epiphany came to you before or after you voted in favour of welfare bill? teapawt.net/angelaeagle/status/752… – at Paisley, Scotland
If we are to make a difference for the vulnerable and spread opportunity, we need a strong and united Labour Party
3 Regions Conference - awesome work team 3 Regions! More of this sort of thing! #Samaritans #TalkToUs
Fantastic talk from ‘digital’ team at Samaritans 3 Regions Conference - the future is coming! #TalkToUs #@samaritans
Rehearsals started today - Professor EEK and The Guilty Three - Easter Tour will be AWESOME