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He took his vorpal sword in hand Long time the manxome foe he sought-- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought

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Regarding Biden, how much ice cream does that dude actually eat? I mean seriously?!?
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“Cardi B” presupposes the existence of “Cardi A” and “Cardi C-Z”
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I want my spirit animal to be the Capybara
i don’t know who’s happier here 😭😭
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There needs to be a “Boomer Line” at all stores and restaurants where they can write checks and count out pocket change….
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That new Banksy is plenty thought provoking
What could possibly go wrong?
Sky Cruise is a concept for a nuclear-powered sky hotel. This video rendering shows the aircraft designed to fly with 20 electric engines, housing over 5,000 guests in nearly nonstop flight [full video, Hashem Al-Ghaili: buff.ly/3Op8VrE]
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Is there only one picture of her?
Umm. Have you ever fucked with a Canadian Goose before? I feel for the Eagle.
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Is there a way on Twitter to just blacklist a single piece of content (like POTUS falling off a bike)? If not, I’ll just put this toy down for a few days.
In our “ultra modern” medical system, all STAT orders rely on fax machines. Let that sink in.
<<knock knock knock>> #DeFi you ok in there? You’re not snorting Tethers again, are you?
Whew. Log lady next up?
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Dear Mr. Spielberg, As the homeowner’s assoc. has repeatedly warned you...
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You’re doing it wrong
Oddly glad that I’m in the divergent reality where Elon bought #Twitter and not Trump
Next stop, #BlackMirror.
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Johnny Depp is finally molting into his adult form: Marlon Brando.
I know it’s real, but the picture makes it look like it was published on the Onion.
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