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Joined October 2021
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“6 million tickets? No way. You can’t sell that many tickets in that little time. 100 tickets per hour, 24/7 for 7 years non-stop. The math doesn’t add up, Eddie. 300,000? Maybe…”
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WATCH A Haitian politician sips from a massive jug of water during his speech at the UN General Assembly.
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food $500 data $150 rent $2000 hawk tuah merchandise $7100 utility $650 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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Love her or hate her, but the Hawk Tuah girl showed she’s on another level when she broke down the Filioque issue. Most people don’t even realize it was originally added at the Council of Toledo in 589, and without the consensus of the entire Church. This wasn’t just some minor edit; it fundamentally altered the theology of the Trinity by claiming the Holy Spirit proceeds from both the Father and the Son, directly contradicting the original Nicene Creed that stated the Spirit proceeds only from the Father. What’s worse is how the West, particularly under Charlemagne, pushed the Filioque into the liturgy at the Council of Aachen in 809, even though it was still rejected by the Pope at the time. It was a centuries-long political and theological power play, culminating in 1054 with the Great Schism. This wasn’t just about doctrine—it was about the Western Church asserting dominance over the East, fracturing the unity of Christendom. Hawk Tuah sees through the layers of this, recognizing that Eastern Orthodoxy has preserved the original, unaltered faith, while the West veered off course.
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> The chuds, most unpleasant. > Agreed. I love the FBI. > What are your thoughts on the CIA? Amazing, or... amazing? > Ha, you got me. Super amazing. Trump is quite the buffoon. > Frankly I think he deserves a 38th felony, for being so unsavory. > Hear hear. I love my new neoliberal character arc. > It's neat how we both used to be one way, then we saw a study and read a book, and now we're another way. > We embody an Aristotelian erudition that the rightoids cannot grasp. > MAGA lacks a certain Nietzschean dialectic, if you will. > Actually I believe Hegel speaks of this. > Hegel doesn't address this, have you ever read his work? > No. Have you ever read any Nietzsche? > No.
Cthulhu Swims Right in Chaos and Poverty, Left in Prosperity Societies embrace conservatism because they have to; they drift leftwards because they get to. This is rooted in the disparate utility that conservative and liberal morality provide, depending on societal need. The right is structurally incapable of "catching up" in terms of understanding the game theory of the situation and what a dominant strategy looks like, because it plays from behind, and on the enemy's terms. The dominant force in a conflict is not dictated to, and sets (and breaks) the rules; the inferior force operates within those rules and reacts to rule changes. It's resoundingly clear who dictates to who right now. The right can only provide a reaction to excessive disorder, it cannot compete on strategic grounds in a prosperous environment. Conservatism is just the speed limit of liberalism in wealthy countries. So long as the economic environment allows relative comfort, the left will continue to advance until the entropy they create is too great. An overtly politicized judiciary is the first step to half the country finding it illegitimate. If half the population thinks your rule-implementation process is corrupt, that is definitionally entropic. Because rule of law and order are one in the same. The right will be ascendant again, but not due to any strategy. Rather because as the environment becomes increasingly chaotic (or poorer), it creates disproportionate utility for conservative moral foundations. Luxury conditions beget luxury beliefs. Disorderly environments beget orderly solutions. Moral Foundations Utility Theory: Masculine Because You Have To, Feminine Because You Get To teapawt.net/BackTheBunny/status/17…
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How the Filioque lead to the Hawk Tuah girl a thread 🧵
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Bro had a flashback 😭😭😭
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This is entirely ritualistic. Concha’s represent matriarchy more specifically Abuela totalitarianism. When men were up early tending the animals women would enjoy there cafecito with this disgusting crumbly sugar yeast snak before reigning over the multigenerational household.
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Is it time for Eddie Hearn to hang them up to He is like 0-10 now Hahahah cheers Eddie you have a shoulder to cry on with my self
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It’s how he bends his knee that doesn’t sit well with me. That’s not what an unconscious person does. #JoshuaDubois
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Most zoomers won't remember and it would take like two hours to explain, but in 2016 there were so many reality-bending synchronicities involving Trump's campaign and 4chan memes that it really did feel like great cosmic wheels were turning. This is a faint echo of those times.
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Ariel helwani talking boxing
𝗛𝗨𝗚𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 🚨 @arielhelwani and @ade_oladipo1 will be hosting a brand new show live on DAZN.com and the DAZN Boxing YouTube channel. Make sure you tune in to watch the first episode today from 7.45pm BST / 2.45pm EST / 11.45am PST 🍿
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Nicer angle here, canelo hook is super quick
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That kid is gonna grow up to be so powerful
This Colombian nanny is a perfect example of this practice in New York:
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Replying to @Cassius28865223
Haney with his ear to the ground listening for the footsteps coming to arrest him
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so trump’s latest failed assassin was some schizophrenic NAFOboomer?
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Down goes berlanga!!! Berlanga down in the 3rd!!!!! #Boxing #BOXINGnBBQ #CaneloBerlanga
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