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"In Times New Roman the Villains come Like Clockwork" - Josh Homme

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Joined February 2018
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I canโ€™t believe they quote tweeted my shitpost ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Mark isn't in the video because he not only knew every player but also their exact tape job
Lets remember some obscure hockey teammates ๐Ÿ˜‚
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michael ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ retweeted
โ€œIn life when things donโ€™t go your way you have two options, either to sit there and feel sorry for yourself or go do something about it and keep chasing your dream. Thatโ€™s what I am going to doโ€. Great attitude from Brad Lambert regarding waivers Watch: illegalcurve.com/brad-lamberโ€ฆ
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NHL Game Score Impact Card for Winnipeg Jets on 2026-11-05:
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michael ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ retweeted
VIGGO NATION RISE UP ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช
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HELLEBUYCK GIVES THE PUCK AWAY AND THE BLUES SCORE THEIR 3RD STRAIGHT TO TIE IT ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ต
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michael ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ retweeted
Viggo Bjรถrck (18 years, 238 days) became the youngest @NHLJets player at the time of his first NHL point since Ville Heinola (18 years, 215 days) on Oct. 3, 2019. #NHLStats: bit.ly/4iHIu0R
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michael ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ retweeted
new fav duo โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ
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Everyone talking about the jerseys but I can't get past the cursed goalie with no pads on headshot
First look at the generic Team Canada and Team USA jerseys the IIHF is mandating the teams to wear at the Women's World Championship starting tomorrow (๐Ÿ“ธ IG: IIHFwomen)
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Whoops all Jets
A new trivia game just dropped - Introducing Jersey Jackpot! Build out your grid from numbers guys have worn in a game, and make the numbers add up to the row or column. Check it out: puckdoku.com/jersey-jackpot
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michael ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ retweeted
#CBJ putting F Danton Heinen on D Emil Andrae on waivers was to clear salary cap and roster space. And I think it's because something else is in the works.
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michael ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ retweeted
What a tip by beckett sennecke
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michael ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ retweeted
#Canucks pass on Lambert. He clears waivers as no one claims him.
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michael ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ retweeted
8 goals from the right circle this season by Kyle Connor. Nobody else has 4.
OMG KYLE CONNOR TIE GAME ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ #Jets
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michael ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ retweeted
He knew
TRUMP: โ€œIf I lose the midterms, Montreal will pay a major priceโ€
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Replying to @CanadiensMTL
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5 minutes later:
xhekaj squared laughing their ass off in the box
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