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Joined March 2009
kernel is a very good place to work. i would have typed this in all caps, but @juecd__ wouldn't like that.
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i keep telling myself it could be worse. railway could have had their security meltdown during christmas! i'm so grateful, i'm so grateful, i'm so grateful.
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Ramp should have the equivalent of the Amex Black Card. It unlocks for on-call eng to purchase whatever they need during an incident. Call it the Forgiveness Card: for the times when it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
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Pretty sure mine was console.log("asdfsdf123") Before they called it slop, @mattrobenolt called it "Eric code"
one day you wrote console.log("here") for the last time and didn't even know it
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I need Slack connect but for Linear. I want customers to be able to see a full board of all the issues they've requested and have been accepted by the product team and be able to subscribe to updates via email or Slack.
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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
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today I fact checked @sjmiller609 and survived
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Gemini 4 Argon because it's a noble gas: read safe, inert, etc. Does that mean Neon for agentic work and Helium for AI search?
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Every time I use an agent to parse the slop output of another agent, the Tower of Babel feels ever more relevant.
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Next level @usekernel caffeine
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If Anthropic is going to watermark their text, can they encode model and effort into the watermark? If I'm talking to a bot, I deserve Opus 5.5 medium at least.
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How long until "I'd like to speak to your SOTA supervisor"?
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TIL loe = level of effort. I need a bot that whenever I react with 🧓, it explains abbreviations and lingo to me.
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insane what modem's cooking up. hopefully ben & armin talk about it in the next youtube episode
had a fever dream last night where our product came alive and started fighting us (🔈)
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So much about AI is a mirror and magnifier of humans. Dumb example: I trust FSD on the roads, but not at all with parallel parking.
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the best birthday presents are so big that they don't fit in your tiny apartment and pressure you to upgrade the rest of your life to fit them omg sf real estate fml but actually insanely cool
also finally completed Settlers (the version with infinite 3d printing + magnets + superglue) only a few days late for @ehfeng's bday now we can never play settlers again
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incredible work by @fumihirojudo. in addition to performance, the go proxy service has already been useful in improving our DX too.
everything we build is focused on giving agents the internet. safely, efficiently, at scale. this release puts us between the agent and the web, exactly where safety boundaries, runtime guardrails, and sensitive data handling belong.
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you had me at 'half a bounce' ❤️
Quick Superlogical demo to end the week. This demo is just of the basic functionality, but I want to highlight just how FAST it is. There's a WHOLE lot more functionality already present and coming but I wanted to keep the demo short. But seriously, check out that speed. I'm showing the macOS app here and I get asked a lot so let me just say up front: its not macOS only. We're still figuring out exactly what platforms will be stable enough for the initial public release, but we're working on others. In particular, the web interface is very functional but I'll demo that another time (or someone else will). This is also all showing off the architecture I previously talked about for terminal multiplexing which is significantly different from other mainstream multiplexers: this is all a custom binary protocol where the server is maintaining N replica distributed terminal state machines. It works! Tons of hard work going into this by the team @almonk @dizzyup @pearkes. Hope we can bring you something you can use soon. ❤️ Happy to answer questions in the replies.
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me: it's so hot; it's 80℉! her: eah, but it's a really cool 80.
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right-to-bot:software :: right-to-repair:hardware
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