@ehyeahwhatever

Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life, And thou no breath at all? Thou'lt come no more, Never, never, never, never, never!

 Not actually Portugal fuckhead
Joined October 2024
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the fact i can see this image and immediately realise "hey, that's not the reborn master, that's the decayed master after body swapping with the reborn master!" and I still have a girlfriend is why incels really have no excuse
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haunting photos taken seconds before disaster
1D Updates@1Dupdatingyou15 Nov 2013
One Direction to celebrate 1D day with Matt Smith on BBC Three Doctor Who Live: The Afterparty - primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/โ€ฆ -Jenn
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Itโ€™s funny how because of this film the average person just assumed, and probably still does assume, that zombies say brains and exclusively eat brains when thatโ€™s pretty much only this film, really
Carljob ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช@bornposting12h
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Neanderthal stand-up comedian: I ain't saying those homo erectus are cognitively limited, but the only time I saw one paint a cave, was when he walked into one a sabre tooth tiger was living in! Heckler: Hey, man, it's the Middle Paleolithic, those jokes aren't cool anymore.
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Moomookie@Moomook1eOct 25
Ethan accidentally brings in Tamara's water bottle and struggles to keep calm once confronted.
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/* tidu */@__tidu22h
professional cheaters are weighing in on the h3h3 situation
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g@_gdaymateOct 25
Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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lefts@bomblefts13h
every day since klein/11๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ„ shroom socialist@shroomsocialist16h
The h3 subreddit is NOT alright
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Dean Merritt@dmerritt9991Oct 26
Growing up I knew a guy who had Benjamin Button disease but he got killed by a drunk driver so we never got to see the whole thing play out
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people are turning against this? it's a masterpiece
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Nova ๐Ÿ’ซ
@TheNovaPlayssOct 26
Japanese twitter: โ€œhaha youโ€™re black!โ€ French twitter: โ€œ210,000 deadโ€
Pezzy ๐Ÿก@Pezzy_lyOct 25
Oubliez pas que vous aussi vous รฉtiez noir fut un temps ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Thinking back to when a grinning man sidled up next to me in Tesco and did the Prefab Sprout deep-voice โ€˜Albuquerqueโ€™ and I was racking my brain trying to work out what this was referencing but politely laughed anyway and he went โ€˜oh my GOD sorry I thought you were someone elseโ€™
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est.1997 (but spooky)@MOLENAIDEOct 26
You can tell the culture shifted bc nobody gave a damn about Wendell and Wild when it came out and now suddenly everybody and their grandmaโ€™s got think pieces about the character designs
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Patrick ๐Ÿฆ‰@patrickowlemojiOct 25
interesting because I don't remember saying that
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If franz ferdinand didnโ€™t want to be assassinated he shouldnโ€™t have made a song called โ€œtake me outโ€
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Lexer
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Lexer
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redditors are discovering horrific new ways to die
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idc if the cool guys on film twitter have turned against this movie now the cinematography is lovely i still defend this
๐‚๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ฆ๐š ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐”๐ง๐ฌ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ @HauntedMoviesOct 25
Begotten (1989) dir. E. Elias Merhige
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i love e elias merhige so much shadow of the vampire is great too one of the best Dafoe performances quite honestly.
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Begotten (1989) dir. E. Elias Merhige
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