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Software engineer, 20y+ years. Exploring AI in real work and everyday life. Coding agents, local AI on a 3070, and experiments worth sharing.

Stuttgart Area, Germany
Joined August 2015
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We're giving away a Hogwarts Legacy custom wrapped NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5090 to celebrate its official release with DLSS 5 🪄 To enter: 🟢 Share this post 🟢 Comment #RTXON Terms and Conditions: nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/con…
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Step 1: Buy a sh*tload of GPUs Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit
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I’m not quitting my 9-5. But I’m serious about building things that earn on the side. Sharing what I learn about AI, SaaS, and growing an audience. Follow if you’re building something too ⚙️
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Could this be the ONE…you WIN? To celebrate @TheMatrixMovie we challenged modders to create their own custom GeForce PCs inspired by The Matrix👀 Our final build is up for grabs and entering is easy: 🟢 RT this post 🟢 Comment #TheMatrix
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Correct hand-washing technique. Please share.
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Me: so I got these Jira tickets Him, a non-tech cutie: where/when they playing at? Are they any good?
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Do you have a blog? Drop your latest post in the comments and retweet!
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This is an outstanding gem by @simonbrown if you're looking for how to structure a (Java) codebase for maximum component decoupling. I've been following style #4 for over a decade and it's never disappointed: bit.ly/35COLnC
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“What’s a microservice?” “Okay you know how a function can call other functions?” “Yeah, of course” “It’s just like that…but add 15 servers, 2 load balancers, and at least 7 network hops, plus you get to role play in a murder-mystery when anything goes sideways”
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Trying to cheat #IntelliJIDEA to avoid the warning? You will have to try harder next year!
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All right, ops types: what’s the biggest production blunder you’ve made?
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TIL: the JVM caches Integer values between -128 and 127. Integer a = 55; Integer b = 55; a == b --> true Integer c = 255; Integer d = 255; c == d --> false; Oh boy... What have they done to you, #Java? #OpenJDK
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I half agree with @eiselems here, but I still think the solution is to align what developers want to build with what the company needs programmerfriend.com/develop…
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github being down is the closest thing you get to a snow day at school as an adult
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The videos from #ReactConf2019 are out! Here is a complete playlist. Big thank you to the speakers for all the effort they put into their talks. 💙 youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
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With @kotlin - as usual - gets super concise
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"Programming isn’t about what you know; it’s about what you can figure out.” - Chris Pine
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