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Ed Burley

@ejb749

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 Troy, Mi
Joined March 2010
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Republicans Wishing There Had Been Some Kind Of Act They Could Have Passed To Save America buff.ly/cGBb1Fq
Republicans Wishing There Had Been Some Kind Of Act They Could Have Passed To Save America

Republicans Wishing There Had Been Some Kind Of Act They Could Have Passed To Save America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Blindsided by Tuesday's midterm election debacle, Republicans were reportedly now wishing there had been some kind of act they could have passed to save America.

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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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I just got passed by two michigan state police escorting two black yukons with out of state plates. If you want to stick out and make yourself a target, this technique is highly recommended.
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Every religion in history has promised miracles and warned of the apocalypse. Anthropic is the first to file both with the SEC.
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That's it. I am voting AGAINST every single person and item who spams my text messages.
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Wait, what? @grok @bot "Grok Bot is now connected to your X Money account"?
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Congratulations to Jake Woodford on winning the 2027 World Series championship! teapawt.net/MLB/status/21129672911…
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Jake Woodford began this season in Spring Training with the Tampa Bay Rays, but was traded to Milwaukee on March 24. He made the Brewers' Opening Day roster and appeared in 16 games for Milwaukee. After being released in July, Woodford made 2 appearances with the Cubs, then ended up back with the Rays in August. He made one Major League appearance for Tampa Bay on September 24. Being the only player to appear for both teams in 2026, Woodford will go down as a World Series champion no matter who wins! 😄
He already won the World Series 🤔🤯 Pictured: Two photos of Jake Woodford preparing to throw a baseball in Brewers and Rays uniforms during the 2026 season.

ALT He already won the World Series 🤔🤯 Pictured: Two photos of Jake Woodford preparing to throw a baseball in Brewers and Rays uniforms during the 2026 season.

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Maybe the best questions arise from not understanding. Maybe that's the only thing people will have to offer in the world of AI.
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Problem: It gets dark too early. Government solution: Let's make it get dark an hour earlier!
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Researchers reconstructed a 10th-century remedy. It attacked bacteria on several fronts, and resistance developed more slowly than with conventional antibiotics in lab cultures. Don't try this at home. sciencenews.org/article/medi…
A medieval remedy could offer ideas for beating antibiotic resistance

A medieval remedy could offer ideas for beating antibiotic resistance

The 10th century treatment called Bald’s eyesalve attacks microbes in multiple ways. Molecule mixtures from it may inspire modern medicine.

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Why do I feel like @Omarchy fights you every step of the way? Isn't it supposed to be easy to use? @dmm What am I not getting? How am I supposed to work in 16 postage stamp sized tiled windows???
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A massive 8.0 magnitude earthquake has taken place in southern Panama, with significant damage already being reported. More to come.
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@StarlinkOct 6
Constant communication is what makes autonomy like this safe. Early contact lets us take maneuvering responsibility, publish ephemeris faster than ground radar can catalog the object, and deorbit and keep commanding through demise if needed We treat early communications as a requirement, not a nice-to-have
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So I installed Omarchy, but I don't get it. I'm missing something. My browser opened in a tiny window where half of it is taken up by the menu and I can't see any content. Super Right Click just moves the window around. I'm on a Framework laptop with a touchpad. Why does this feel so useless?? @dhh @OmarchyLinux
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President Trump has retaliated in the trade war with Canada. He has renamed Canadian geese. They will now be called “Donald Ducks”. 🔊
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Man, @Netflix really want's me to cancel. I guess none of my devices are part of my household and I'm not allowed to travel. I want the $8/month netflix back.
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Welp. No v14 lite for me.
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End of an era… 💔 After 14 years and 1.7 billion views, YouTube removed the original Rick Roll. 😢 youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=c9DW… Let your friends know.
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