he has the aura of a high school guidance counselor

the advice you get when you ask ur friend how not to kys

you wouldn’t get it

hey. yeah. what's good. i'm actually just trying to be a normal guy now. no more of that. if you saw anything else about me, that was just... i was doing a bit. i'm very polite and respectful actually. anyway. what's up with you

hearing “goo goo ga ga” right after lighting up a joint will have you questioning every decision that led you to that balcony

i’m lost in this world but i can’t get tricked by no girl

woke up to a whatsapp from a viet guy that just said "fuck uuuu" and honestly that's valid. idek where i was last night but whatever happened i'm sure i deserved it

her accent is making me crave jollof

girls will literally wait until they have stage 4 strep and then post a video where theyre just like “sooo yeah” and they sound like a rusted gate and the whole thing is just about how they hate their job. i love that shit

sharing online is largely self-serving: impression management, emotion regulation, information seeking, social bonding, persuasion. it goes on