Joined November 2015
JORDAN WALKER'S 1ST CAREER HOME RUN!
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Hey @NFLOfficiating CAN’T HAVE IT
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WIFE IS IN LABOR!!!!!!
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took me exactly 53 trips around the sun to realize that right now I’m as young as I’ll ever be, and as old as I’ve ever been, here in the honeyhole between already and not yet. Amen.
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For the second time in his career, Nolan Arenado has hit for the cycle!
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She’s a 10 but doesn’t eat Chipotle with the Chipotle fork
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Elijah Sipe retweeted
sneezing while driving is INSANE
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It's been 3,855 days since Albert Pujols last hit a home run in Busch as a Cardinal!
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Elijah Sipe retweeted
This just looks right. #OpeningDay
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Automatic jail time for whoever decided recipes should go at bottom of websites
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Not an Airport update, but pls stop sharing your Wordles
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I refuse to believe the meal in Ratatouille is not just different colored pepperonis
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Shrek made it to Netflix, nice
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moved into my own apartment today. rate my setup (men only)
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Tom Brady is retiring from football after 22 extraordinary seasons, multiple sources tell @JeffDarlington and me. More coming on ESPN.com.
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Bears fired Ryan Pace, per source.
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Bears fired Matt Nagy this morning, per source.
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The loss of a legend. Hall of Famer John Madden, a true giant in coaching, broadcasting and gaming, has died at 85.
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at the hibachi place wishing i had the other chef. his table’s having so much fun. he clearly has more moves unlocked. he’s getting their baby involved. our guy is busting eggs everywhere like Mr Bean
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