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Since #GenX is trending for whatever reason, I’ll just leave this here 😏
There aren’t enough tampons in the world to stop the amount of blood in this fight! Crazy! #TszyuFundora
Shout out to @NFLonCBS (and I guess @paramountplus assuming they’re doing it too) for providing SAP audio so that I don’t have to listen to Romo and Nantz.🙄 The guys doing the Spanish call are great! #Bilingual #SuperBowlLVIII
It’s about damn time! Congrats Andre! Your jersey was the first @HoustonTexans one I bought and I wear it proudly! 🐐 💪🏼#WeAreTexans
I know it’s weird to be sad about someone you’ve never met, but my love of David Soul stems from watching him in a horror movie. I was a kid when Salem’s Lot aired on TV. It scared the sh*t out of me, but I’ve loved horror movies ever since! nytimes.com/2024/01/05/arts/…
WTF am I watching? These crazy angles from García are crazy. 👀 #GarciaDuarte
Retweeting myself because nothing has changed 😩🙄
Was hoping the Red Zone channel would get better, but this is unbearable. Cutting off to other plays before I can see who scored, minimal use of double box, etc. Jeez! It’s okay to take a couple of seconds before moving to another game. Bring back @AndrewSiciliano already!
Bummed I couldn’t make the ceremony this year. Last year’s ceremony in LA was an amazing experience. Glad @disney+ is streaming it this year. #RockHall2023
Was hoping the Red Zone channel would get better, but this is unbearable. Cutting off to other plays before I can see who scored, minimal use of double box, etc. Jeez! It’s okay to take a couple of seconds before moving to another game. Bring back @AndrewSiciliano already!
Shoutout to @FS1 for letting the f-bombs fly during @JustinVerlander’s speech! 😂👍🏼 @astros #Ready2Reign
It’s my 1st year w/out Sunday Ticket. I have Red Zone but it’s just not the same. I miss @AndrewSiciliano’s calm & cool transitions between plays. This version is very choppy. If you miss a live play, just show the replay! Stop cutting over in the middle of a play! 🙄
Of course Travis Kelce would hyperextend his knee the year I finally get him on my fantasy team. 🙄🤬 #Chiefs
The @nflnetwork must have felt my fury as I was about to call @DIRECTV to see why the Vikings/Seahawks game would be blacked out when I live in Texas-broadcast came on just before I started dialing. And why are preseason games blacked out? 🙄
Boom! It’s f*cking ON! Welcome back JV! #Ready2Reign
Breaking: The Houston Astros have a deal in place to acquire ace Justin Verlander from the New York Mets, sources familiar with the agreement tell @JeffPassan.
It’s a shitty day if I don’t spend at least $800 at Costco. I buy the good sh*t in bulk, including manchego cheese! If I can’t find it at Costco, HEB or Total Wine, it’s not worth buying. Stop whining & be happy you’re allowed to shop at Costco. And only 7.75% sales tax? STFU!
I’ve never seen so many mariachis in one place! So cool! #CaneloRyder #TeamCanelo
And my afternoon spiral now begins. The song “Living in America” comes on and I can’t get it out of my head! 😂#GodfatherOfSoul
Damn! My flight is about to take off and the @HoustonTexans are killing it early! #NFLDraft













