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I like eggs, Lightning hockey, Rays baseball, and the Oxford comma.

DTSP, FL
Joined November 2011
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The thing about liking things that you like and disliking things that you don’t is that you get to decide both of those things. Dropping some Dr. SEUSS, right here. Eggs are a miracle in 1,000 ways. What’s not to like?
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This picture from the Biltmore area of Asheville is beyond ironic... #SpectrumNews1 #ncwx Photo: Amber Nicholson
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In June @AuschwitzMuseum lost 3,477 followers. We continuously ask you to help us shape this online community of remembrance. Every follow strengthens our mission. Support our work online. Share our posts & encourage others to follow. Let's preserve the memory together.
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Go TampaBay teams! @RaysBaseball win 5-1. @TBLightning win 4-1. @TampaBayRowdies win 4-1.
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People asking us about big #bumblebees they’re noticing on the wing at this time of year. Here’s a quick 🙄 thread explaining. Please #retweet as the more people who know that these are queens the more likely that someone will help some out meaning more colonies next year. 1/15
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Yeah, we did it!!!!!! Hey @backstreetboys fans, check out the first word of our last 232 tweets dating back to November 6th! There might be something special waiting for you! 😉
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Hi there, @BillGates! Welcome to San Diego. My wife and I own a media company that’s dedicated to telling the stories of this city. Local media and paying local creatives and storytellers is awesome, pretty important. Wanna get tacos and talk?
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Excellent. Impressive. Next move, as soon as you can: #Vote.
Students at Staley High School in Kansas City, Missouri, walked out of class on Tuesday to march for Ralph Yarl, their Black classmate who was shot twice on Thursday by an 84-year-old white man after going to the wrong address to pick up his brothers. nyti.ms/3UK71Gj
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Congratulations to @StPeteBrewingCo for 9 awesome years of great beer. We remember the first few months of great beer and awesome service that has now continued for 9 years! On to the next 9!
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Back in June, I help my mom clean out her pool shed. There's a strand of old twinkle lights with plastic flamingos. "Throw them out," she says. "They don't work." But I see that the flamingos came off easily, so I start to pull them off. "I can do something with these."
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The 10 most problematic Christmas carols: 1) Frosty the Snowman The real message: Civil disobedience is rife in this song. This snowman encourages running away from one’s responsibilities + running from cops and calls it all “fun.”
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🧵1. A post on FB… “I am 14 and I’m struggling in algebra class. When I ask for help, the male teacher says, ‘I’m not surprised girls aren’t that good at algebra’. I am 18 and go to my first fraternity party with girlfriends…
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Tonight, thanks to John Costello and his amazing team, I played my synthetic voice for my family for the first time. My daughters asked it was. My wife replied, that was the way daddy’s voice used to sound. I just listened and held back tears. Good night moon.
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They say dogs are a man’s best friend – but did you know they’ve also changed the course of history? To celebrate #InternationalDogDay, here are 9 amazing dogs you need to know about. A Goodable thread.
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Hey @Yankees you should pick up @Brett_Phillips8 You can be his adopted hometown team. He can play a lot of positions if injuries strike! He makes baseball fun! Send @RaysBaseball to the bottom of the AL East
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florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said “gay” in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with “having curly hair.” i am in awe
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My finished 3D chalk art at EPCOT from Encanto! It was really fun to see guests interact with the art and kids excitedly yell “Mirabel!!” @iamstephbeatz @Lin_Manuel
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As they fill inflatable pool with Gatorade, #Gasparilla kid entrepreneur Liam Mosby, 10, is on his 3rd year profiting off pirates. His lesson after getting $50 for filling a guy’s cup w ice “There’s a lot of drunk people, that are stupid”
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