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Joined February 2019
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Exquisite
A very beautiful house in East London🥹🥰🏠✨
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Elle comprend vraiment rien, la belle mère 😒
Les parents, à chaque fois que tu leur expliques ce qu’est l’inceste, ils ont toujours cette part d’inconscient qui refuse de voir la réalité. Tu as beau leur expliquer les choses, rien n’y fait. Et elle, au final, finit par en faire une identité sombre.
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Who told me to drink that soursop juice this morning? Because right now, it’s giving “nap o’clock” in these people’s place of work 🫩
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I don’t think this video comes off the way she thinks it does. Mind you, I’m very familiar with such systems, but this is severely lacking nuance and self reflection.
Lady explains 7 things she no longer has to do since relocating from the US to Nigeria, including cooking and driving.
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Teddy, regarde à quoi tu t’exposes!
Donc Teddy Riner, même la présentation de Love Is Blind France il n’a pas su gérer , mais c’est le pays entier qu’ il va pouvoir gouverner ?? Dites à votre pote d’arrêter ses conneries rapidement svp
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Jessie, the girl from New York who likes to “keep it simple”? Love her! Whatever is going on here👇🏾? Trying too hard. It doesn’t work.
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Ouh… message received. Thank you, queen.
SHE ATE THIS SO BAD. What a refreshing perspective.🔥
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IDK I don’t hate this… he almost made me forget Charles’ real face in The Crown. He made him, dare I say… charming?
Josh O’Connor has been cast as the next James Bond, according to The Sun. (Source: vanityfair.com/story/josh-o-…)
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Josh O’Connor has not been officially cast as the next James Bond. The linked Vanity Fair article states there are no official announcements and attributes the claim to an unconfirmed tabloid rumor from anonymous sources. vanityfair.com/story/josh-o-c… deadline.com/2026/11/robert…
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Ben Warren is SUCH a liability 🙄 They keep writing him in the most unnecessarily absurd scenarios.
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Seems to me like her joke may have flown over Vanity Fair’s journalist’s head…
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I remember this video. Jokes were made, but the chin might really be his downfall.
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It’s the second snippet I see of this character and he truly has the most adorable little voice. Perfect for animation projects.
Ye and Kim Kardashian’s son Psalm West makes his voice-acting debut in The Angry Birds Movie 3. Psalm voices Olly, the youngest hatchling in Red’s family. The movie hits theaters Dec. 23. 🎬
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Iconic.
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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I’ve recently grown quite fond of blueberries. Turns out they do occasionally taste like something… the toddlers weren’t lying.
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@titel19 se Luki mwen pi sonje. Se pa 2 blubeyiiis mwen pa manje maten an. Il avait raison 🤭
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EIGHT YEARS OLD?! Sir, you should have been using that Triple Action for years, by that age!
Me, at age 8, after trying my parents' Colgate Triple Action instead of my own Tutti Frutti-flavored Colgate Kids.
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Every fall/winter, my Grandma sees nightfall and gets into bed at 6 PM, then wonders why she can’t fall asleep 🤣🥰
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A most gracious queen 😌
Is something MEDICALLY wrong with Camilla...has she been drinking? There is no end to her BIZARRE behaviours. First, she shakes this woman’s hand and doesn’t even bother to look in her direction. APPALLING. Then, she discards her SHOES? Where does she think she is? Everyone there is capable of walking on sand. Her heel is barely 1” off the ground. Could she not have worn flats? She starts to STARE OFF into space. Then doesn’t know what to do with her silly umbrella. She’s supposed to be representing Britain and she’s behaving like she’s on holiday.
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They always squeeze her boobs within an inch of their lives. She already has an insane figure, just give her slightly bigger cups!
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Apparently this is New Brunswick French. I won’t lie, this video broke my brain a little bit 😂
showing this to any european who’s first language is french and watching them violently convulse on the floor
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